Don't mess with the maid!!

kitten_caboodle · 8 May 2006 at 21:10

Scary

Bet he won't try that again!

Jumpingmedic · 8 May 2006 at 21:11

Sounds like he deserves to lose his member.

Kell_ee001 · 8 May 2006 at 21:34

Le_Petit_Lapin · 8 May 2006 at 21:36

Wonder if it still works?

fenderbass86 · 8 May 2006 at 21:40

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Wonder if it still works?

Perform it yourself to find out!

BrenOS · 8 May 2006 at 22:33

Next time some fat horror attacks me on the dance floor I'm going to rip her womb out.

kibblerok · 8 May 2006 at 22:43

BrenOS said:
Next time some fat horror attacks me on the dance floor I'm going to rip her womb out.

rofl

Psyk · 8 May 2006 at 22:49

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Wonder if it still works?

I think the success rate is actually quite high for reattaching a penis. I heard one case where a penis was retrieved from the sewers and successfully reattached!

VeNT · 8 May 2006 at 22:52

BrenOS said:
Next time some fat horror attacks me on the dance floor I'm going to rip her womb out.

lol, then high five her in the overys

Phantom · 9 May 2006 at 00:06

VeNT said:
lol, then high five her in the overys

before filling them with mustard

pyro · 9 May 2006 at 00:10

BrenOS said:
Next time some fat horror attacks me on the dance floor I'm going to rip her womb out.

Oh my, oh my, 5****

leezer3 · 9 May 2006 at 00:16

You should read the Funny Old World in Private eye more

One of these came around about 2 yrs back, involving a drunk bloke (Russian or eastern european AFAIK) a chicken and a meat cleaver :eek:

Need I say more?

-Leezer-

Le_Petit_Lapin · 9 May 2006 at 00:58

Psyk said:
I think the success rate is actually quite high for reattaching a penis. I heard one case where a penis was retrieved from the sewers and successfully reattached!

Aww man....thats just....wrong.

What if after the operation you're told....we managed to get it back on and its all working fine from what we can see, just ignore the bite marks would you mate? Some rat had taken it home to his little rat family for dinner before we managed to retrieve it.

VeNT · 9 May 2006 at 01:00

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Aww man....thats just....wrong.

What if after the operation you're told....we managed to get it back on and its all working fine from what we can see, just ignore the bite marks would you mate? Some rat had taken it home to his little rat family for dinner before we managed to retrieve it.

just imagine what the GF would say
"you HAVE washed that havn't you?"

on a side note, anyone else notice that k k looks kinda like the cat in her sig?