Don't put your hands in a Toaster

[Johnnytoxic]

When it's on, it hurts !!

Unconsciously thought I would try rearrange my toast so it's straight.

Strangely it hurt my left teste, whats that about?

 

["andy"]

everyone knows your meant to stick knives and forks in to do the re arranging of "bent" toast

 

[Johnnytoxic]

On a serious note will I be ok?

 

[Glaucus]

everyone knows your meant to stick knives and forks in to do the re arranging of "bent" toast

That's how I do it. You wont get an electric shock like people think.

 

[ots3go]

On a serious note will I be ok?

Give it a week before your hand/and/or teste drops off.

 

[knowledge123]

Strangely it hurt my left teste, whats that about?

Are you sure you put your 'hand' in the toaster?

 

[helmet]

You may get a holiday if you keep this up.

 

[Mr Nice]

No, your doing it wrong, your supposed to stick a fork in, whilst it's toasting, whilst your sitting in a bath of of water.....


Mmmm, bathroom toast....

 

[gord]

That's how I do it. You wont get an electric shock like people think.

At the risk of falling into a sarchasm; I can say definitively that my mate tried re-arranging his toast with a knife, only for their to be a shower of sparks from said toaster and the knife stuck to the toaster.

We could only assume that his rubber soled trainers saved him.

 

[Yas786]

Getting away from all the stupid replies for a min...you have got to be one of the most stupidest people on earth to put your hand in a toaster while its toasting. What made you think that it would be ok for you to stick your hand into a toaster??.

Did mummy and daddy not tell u as a young kid not to put your hand into a toaster??. What next, your gonna stick your hand in a pot of boiling water to adjust the eggs that are being boiled in there??.

Yes u will be ok, it will hurt for a few days..u might have some nasty burn marks but you will live until your next random stupid act.

Im waiting for someone to vote you into the next Darwin awards.

 

[Mr_T]

There is a nerve going from your hand, up your arm, down your body all the way to your left teste. In the event of a bad burn / pain to the hand, it has been clinically proven that the left teste will detach itself from its tubes and remain as a loose ball in your sack!

Go see a doc now before its too late!

 

[GreenMint]

On a serious note will I be ok?

Touch something metal, see if you hear a crackle!

The fact you're typing it seems to indicate you're not doing too badly so far

 

[Kell_ee001]

Meh. Everyone does something utterly random and stupid sometimes Live (hopefully) and learn

 

[squiffy]

Getting away from all the stupid replies for a min...you have got to be one of the most stupidest people on earth to put your hand in a toaster while its toasting. What made you think that it would be ok for you to stick your hand into a toaster??.

Every had to get up at 4am? You don't exactly think straight.

 

[basmic]

On a serious note will I be ok?

No...you will be toast.

/runs out the door with jacket in hand \o/

 

[Kell_ee001]

No...you will be toast.

/runs out the door with jacket in hand \o/

 

[Johnnytoxic]

I tend to have silly moments lol. Before the toaster incident the last stupid thing I did was burn my arm with an upside down can of compressed air. Freeze burn.

 

[Zefan]

I've stuck forks/knives in a toaster before and they just sort of stuck to the elements and required me to pull quite hard to unstick them, no electric shock at all.

 

[trojan698]

I rearrange my toast all the time, I's got skills though.

 

[D.P.]

At the risk of falling into a sarchasm;

ad.


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