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Darkside operate a very successful business where tuning these VAG TDI lumps is a major source of income for them.

I got in touch with them the other day as I'm looking for a DPF replacement pipe for my A4. I can have the filter gutted but that will affect the airflow.

I will be having the DPF removed and possibly the EGR when I can find out more about the pros and cons and of course the usual mapping. I will end up with the perfectly driveable, quite quick motor that will still return 40+mpg. I'm perfectly happy with that.
 
I got in touch with them the other day as I'm looking for a DPF replacement pipe for my A4. I can have the filter gutted but that will affect the airflow.

I will be having the DPF removed and possibly the EGR when I can find out more about the pros and cons and of course the usual mapping. I will end up with the perfectly driveable, quite quick motor that will still return 40+mpg. I'm perfectly happy with that.

The dreaded DPF!! It's a pain in the arse that thing and if you can get it removed and mapped out then definitely do it - same with the EGR. I luckily have no DPF on the Leon but my EGR was replaced with the Allards delete pipe and although the butt dyno isn't reporting any gains, it's nice to know that the intake will be a hell of a lot cleaner now! My EGR valve was probably restricted by about 60% with all of the soot build up in there.
 
Could you elaborate further on the "better" power delivery part? It certainly won't produce as much torque so for real world driving the wider power band is negated by the need to change down when you want to give it the beans.

Of course it won't because it is not a diesel.

We should operate like the america and base tuning facts over WHP rather than pointless fly figures. Having loads of torque is nice but seeing how much actually makes it to the wheels is nice.
 
Of course it won't because it is not a diesel.

We should operate like the america and base tuning facts over WHP rather than pointless fly figures. Having loads of torque is nice but seeing how much actually makes it to the wheels is nice.

Did you not watch the Leon video? 290lbft at the wheels.

Oh and using your argument technique - I'll say that of course a diesel won't be as refined as a petrol, because it's not a petrol. Makes for a great discussion huh? ...jeez.
 
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The dreaded DPF!! It's a pain in the arse that thing and if you can get it removed and mapped out then definitely do it - same with the EGR. I luckily have no DPF on the Leon but my EGR was replaced with the Allards delete pipe and although the butt dyno isn't reporting any gains, it's nice to know that the intake will be a hell of a lot cleaner now! My EGR valve was probably restricted by about 60% with all of the soot build up in there.


I've been quoted £700 all in for DPF pipe, EGR pipe and mapped. My problem is the fabricator this one garage uses isn't very reliable so I've been looking at other places. I really don't want to go down the route of gutting the DPF.

I've contacted AMD in essex for the above plus a full system which I think is Miltek but I suspect thay will end up being horrifiically more expensive.

I've even found a steering wheel mounted boost gauge for that authentic chav'd diesel look. I've already got my key on an SLine lanyard and am going to sticker bomb the fuel flap whilst hanging a furry creature from the rear tow hook. Some of that is actually true :o
 
I've been quoted £700 all in for DPF pipe, EGR pipe and mapped. My problem is the fabricator this one garage uses isn't very reliable so I've been looking at other places. I really don't want to go down the route of gutting the DPF.
Seems better than the cost of a DPF when yours finally ****s the bed! About what I'd expect. But are you saying the Darkside fabricator isn't reliable?

I've even found a steering wheel mounted boost gauge for that authentic chav'd diesel look. I've already got my key on an SLine lanyard and am going to sticker bomb the fuel flap whilst hanging a furry creature from the rear tow hook. Some of that is actually true :o

Be sure to post some photos on here, they'll love it! ;)
 
MrSix, With you being so into diesel (Which is fine, the world would be boring if we couldn't have arguments about things :D) I was hoping you'd at least not trot out the torque line.

Surely you must know how torque works? Big torque flywheel figures are only really useful for telling other people on the internet how great diesel engines are.

It is power that dictates how quick a car really is - the torque figure tells you how the power is delivered. High power/low torque = peaky, revvy power delivery, Low power/High torque = low down shove with limited rev range, with other mixes being somewhere in between. And its somewhere in between which is what I like. I don't like Honda VTEC engines, for example (but I won't be found going LOL NO TORQUE, as to do so would demonstrate a gross lack of understanding)

An engine with 400lb/ft of torque doing just 2500rpm is dumping the same torque on the road as an engine with half that doing 5000rpm, surely? This is why your average Formula 1 car has less torque than a Golf diesel. It's also why my Citroen Xantia weighed the same as a Civic Type R, had the same torque figure as a Civic Type R yet was so much slower it was unbelievable.

Flywheel torque figures alone are meaningless because between the flywheel is separated from the wheels by...... a gearbox. Which acts as a torque multiplier? This is why a Honda S2000 has 'no torque' but is really fast. This is why a Skoda Fabia diesel has loads of torque but is really slow. This is why racing cars have high revving petrol engines (Le Mans doesn't count because its endurance racing where the rules greatly favour diesel, it is not a level playing field). This is why the WRC is full of petrol cars not diesel cars.

One of the biggest benefits of high torque but comparatively low power is that it's more relaxing/effortless to drive. You don't need to use the gearbox so much to get the most out of the engine. But this is the sort of thing you appreciate in something like a big barge rather than a fast road hatch. Surely for fast road driving you WANT to engage with the car and stir the box? It's not exactly a chore to be in the right gear for the performance you want - its part of enjoying driving. It's also made irrelevant with a decent automatic box anyway, as the box ensures you are in the right gear which negates most of the low-down-torque benefits anyway.

The issue I have with diesel is that a diesel powered car is almost always something you buy out of necessity and then try to convince everyone (including yourself) you bought because you genuinely wanted. Whereas a petrol equivalent tends to be something you bought because you wanted it, therefore such self-justification isn't required.

EddScott is a prime example of this. (Sorry to use you :p) He has recently purchased an Audi A4 2.0 TDI 170 without even viewing it before buying it. Even before it had arrived he had begun the transition to diesel evangelised - about a car he'd never driven! He has no idea how it drove, having never driven a car with the 170bhp engine in it, but he was already in full swing trying to convince himself and others he didn't want a 2.0TFSI anyway. It's just bonkers. What's wrong with saying 'Yea, a 2.0T would have been nice but the fuel economy was too little for me so I had to buy the diesel'? Why does it always have to be about how much torque it has and how in the real world it's basically a V8 and how the 4 cylinder VAG TDI engine is the second coming of your preferred prophet? Nobody really buys a 2.0 TDI because they like the engine they buy it because they either need it or they feel they need it.

Which moves me nicely onto my next car. My next car (though a few years off I'd imagine) is likely to be a 530d. Is this because it's way better than a 535i? Is this because it has huge piles of torque? No. None of these things. It's because for every 1 535i there are 100 530d's and in order to be able to get exactly the sort of spec I want I'd need to order a new 535i which is something I simply cannot afford to do. So, I'll probably buy a diesel instead, because money prevents me buying the petrol car I'd rather have and money prevents me availing myself of something bonkers like a used 550i. Quite why this must be taboo I've no idea. Everyone is desperate to avoid the main reason they bought a diesel - because the budget didn't run to the petrol version. You as well - would you seriously have bought a Leon TDI if a Leon Cupra R carried identical costs? Of course you wouldn't.

And this moves onto my final point -why diesels frustrate me. They are usually bought because they are perceived to be the better financial choice, even if this isn't the case. It's the default choice. Do 4k miles a year around town? Get a diesel. Do 15k a year and have a budget of £2500? Buy a complex, unreliable diesel that'll generate lots of bills because it's a few mpg better than the reliable petrol one one. etc etc. This last one will be irrelevant in 10 years mind, as todays new petrol engines are as bad for complexity as the diesels.

You'll find no complaint from me when somebody buying a car to do 20k a year or something wants a diesel. They need a diesel. They'll get recommended a diesel by me. A diesel is a tool - a tool for a job. Sometimes it's the right tool for the job. Often its the wrong tool for the job.

And seriously, the clattery noise at the lights thing. Man thats annoying.
 
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Did you not watch the Leon video? 290lbft at the wheels.

Oh and using your argument technique - I'll say that of course a diesel won't be as refined as a petrol, because it's not a petrol. Makes for a great discussion huh? ...jeez.

No I didn't I am posting at work so I don't have time to watch video just post occasionally!

Also what are you banging on about refinement for?

No need to be so god damn upperty either.
 
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MrSix, With you being so into diesel (Which is fine, the world would be boring if we couldn't have arguments about things :D) I was hoping you'd at least not trot out the torque line.

Surely you must know how torque works? Big torque flywheel figures are only really useful for telling other people on the internet how great diesel engines are.

It is power that dictates how quick a car really is - the torque figure tells you how the power is delivered. High power/low torque = peaky, revvy power delivery, Low power/High torque = low down shove with limited rev range, with other mixes being somewhere in between. And its somewhere in between which is what I like. I don't like Honda VTEC engines, for example (but I won't be found going LOL NO TORQUE, as to do so would demonstrate a gross lack of understanding)

An engine with 400lb/ft of torque doing just 2500rpm is dumping the same torque on the road as an engine with half that doing 5000rpm, surely? This is why your average Formula 1 car has less torque than a Golf diesel. It's also why my Citroen Xantia weighed the same as a Civic Type R, had the same torque figure as a Civic Type R yet was so much slower it was unbelievable.

Flywheel torque figures alone are meaningless because between the flywheel is separated from the wheels by...... a gearbox. Which acts as a torque multiplier? This is why a Honda S2000 has 'no torque' but is really fast. This is why a Skoda Fabia diesel has loads of torque but is really slow. This is why racing cars have high revving petrol engines (Le Mans doesn't count because its endurance racing where the rules greatly favour diesel, it is not a level playing field). This is why the WRC is full of petrol cars not diesel cars.

One of the biggest benefits of high torque but comparatively low power is that it's more relaxing/effortless to drive. You don't need to use the gearbox so much to get the most out of the engine. But this is the sort of thing you appreciate in something like a big barge rather than a fast road hatch. Surely for fast road driving you WANT to engage with the car and stir the box? It's not exactly a chore to be in the right gear for the performance you want - its part of enjoying driving. It's also made irrelevant with a decent automatic box anyway, as the box ensures you are in the right gear which negates most of the low-down-torque benefits anyway.

The issue I have with diesel is that a diesel powered car is almost always something you buy out of necessity and then try to convince everyone (including yourself) you bought because you genuinely wanted. Whereas a petrol equivalent tends to be something you bought because you wanted it, therefore such self-justification isn't required.

EddScott is a prime example of this. (Sorry to use you :p) He has recently purchased an Audi A4 2.0 TDI 170 without even viewing it before buying it. Even before it had arrived he had begun the transition to diesel evangelised - about a car he'd never driven! He has no idea how it drove, having never driven a car with the 170bhp engine in it, but he was already in full swing trying to convince himself and others he didn't want a 2.0TFSI anyway. It's just bonkers. What's wrong with saying 'Yea, a 2.0T would have been nice but the fuel economy was too little for me so I had to buy the diesel'? Why does it always have to be about how much torque it has and how in the real world it's basically a V8 and how the 4 cylinder VAG TDI engine is the second coming of your preferred prophet? Nobody really buys a 2.0 TDI because they like the engine they buy it because they either need it or they feel they need it.

Which moves me nicely onto my next car. My next car (though a few years off I'd imagine) is likely to be a 530d. Is this because it's way better than a 535i? Is this because it has huge piles of torque? No. None of these things. It's because for every 1 535i there are 100 530d's and in order to be able to get exactly the sort of spec I want I'd need to order a new 535i which is something I simply cannot afford to do. So, I'll probably buy a diesel instead, because money prevents me buying the petrol car I'd rather have and money prevents me availing myself of something bonkers like a used 550i. Quite why this must be taboo I've no idea. Everyone is desperate to avoid the main reason they bought a diesel - because the budget didn't run to the petrol version. You as well - would you seriously have bought a Leon TDI if a Leon Cupra R carried identical costs? Of course you wouldn't.

And this moves onto my final point -why diesels frustrate me. They are usually bought because they are perceived to be the better financial choice, even if this isn't the case. It's the default choice. Do 4k miles a year around town? Get a diesel. Do 15k a year and have a budget of £2500? Buy a complex, unreliable diesel that'll generate lots of bills because it's a few mpg better than the reliable petrol one one. etc etc. This last one will be irrelevant in 10 years mind, as todays new petrol engines are as bad for complexity as the diesels.

You'll find no complaint from me when somebody buying a car to do 20k a year or something wants a diesel. They need a diesel. They'll get recommended a diesel by me. A diesel is a tool - a tool for a job. Sometimes it's the right tool for the job. Often its the wrong tool for the job.

And seriously, the clattery noise at the lights thing. Man thats annoying.

I'm glad you preceded your patronising explanation of torque with at least a tip of the hat to the fact that I may know what I'm talking about here - it made reading your prose much more palatable.

The fact that diesels make it low down is one of their appealing features, that in general driving when you're perhaps not getting on it but all of a sudden need to get a quick spurt on it's nice to be able to just plant your foot and off you go.

Don't forget, I drove a NA MR2 for three years that revved out to nearly 8k - I loved that car to bits and still would if I owned it now. It's just a different way of doing things and I like both.

Same with my bike, I had a CBR400 that I had to rag the boobs off to get it anywhere, I loved it...now I've got a CBR600 that pulls way harder than my little 400 in any gear and I love that...and the Fireblade I purchase when they're released here will pull even harder still in any gear and guess what...I'll love that too.

As for Le Mans, did you know they're trying to impose restrictions on the diesels now in an attempt to re-level the playing field? What a load of pish...I can't believe they're trying to handicap new, successful tech just so the old horses can keep up. But I digress....

As for my choice of a Cupra TDI over a Cupra R - you've over stepped the mark there with your typical superior attitude. As per the reasons I've stated in my post above, the TDI was what I was looking for and even by obeying 'Fox Law' in diesel purchasing my need for one was/is justified. Otherwise actually I would have bought an MR2 turbo - so wind your neck in.
 
I guess we can't have an interesting and constructive debate then.

I didn't say you should have bought a Cupra R, I said would you have bought the TDI if the Cupra R had the same running costs. I am not being superior at all, I am in a similar position, you think I would have my car if I could run an M5 for the same money for example?

I was polite and put effort into my post and all you can do is tell me to wind my neck in whilst addressing nothing I raised.

I thought we could have a useful debate from opposing sides.

Clearly not.
 
I'd love to have a debate with you on anything Fox, but I just find your demeanour and attitude painfully frustrating. I think it has to do with the fact that I know you personally and the [TW]Fox on here is nothing like the Michael Rodgers IRL.

Sorry bud, if we had this conversation face to face I think we'd be more successful.
 
It's slightly unrelated but there was a good clip of the head guy from Audi (Dr someone?) stating that he wishes for the end of his career he can turn back to working on petrols and apply all the knowledge he has learned over the last 20 years from diesels. Oh the clip was in that /Drive youtube channel about the Audi Sebring (sp?) shakedown test they did

I agree with that, theres' been the massive 'eco diesel' push recently with lots of people (as Fox detests) thinking diesel has to be the way to go, rather than freeing up the amazing brains at all the big car companies letting loose and giving us the 2nd generation* of petrol engines we all need!

I loved my old VW na1.6 Diesel as it was so simple to work on, I changed the engine with my brother in a weekend, and had it all up and running perfectly again, the diesel system in that regard is so simple its beautiful. Suited the truck (caddy) perfectly too. People do get big power from them, but then you'll still get more power from the petrol version!

*= obviosuly not 2nd gen but you now what I mean.

Anyway the vid was posted in the youtube thread, isn't that great. You want smoke? You want torque?

 
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The fact that diesels make it low down is one of their appealing features, that in general driving when you're perhaps not getting on it but all of a sudden need to get a quick spurt on it's nice to be able to just plant your foot and off you go.

Doesn't work like that in practice though does it. I've driven a bunch of diesels now, and without exception they are hopelessly gutless off boost (below 2000rpm) and are slow to pick up even when you are in a workable rev range.
Sometimes I drive my sisters 320d, it's a 3 series so I guess directly comparable to my 328i. It has more torque yet it's awful to drive in comparison. It's all about the delivery, diesels only deliver that headline torque figure at full throttle and full boost. Of course this is true of a petrol too, difference is with a petrol the torque output scales with throttle nicely and in a linear fashion. Diesel is much more of an all or nothing affair, fine on the motorway but really frustrating to drive around town.
 
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