Double fisting on Coffee - WTF?

[cymatty]

Relieved, thought the OP had a fetish of fisting random things.

Haha no, I thought the title would makes people interested to enter the thread and give an answer.

It worked.

 

['Wes]

she fancies you, go back and chat her up/

Hush you.

 

[[ASSE]Hinchy]

I was disturbed by the title of this thread.

This. Did she ask it as a question as per your opening post? I keep feeling like Ron Burgundy as I'm trying to read what she said..

 

[cymatty]

This. Did she ask it as a question as per your opening post? I keep feeling like Ron Burgundy as I'm trying to read what she said..

No I was joking that it wasn't all for me, she then asked if it was for co workers or friends. I said that one was for me and the other 2 were for my co worker so he would be the one bouncing of the walls.

She then said the "oh he will probably be double fisting coffee then later", freaked me out.

 

[Narziss]

I think she meant you'd be doing this after a few coffees...

Alternatively she has one of the below and wants to smash you...

 

[V4NT0M]

Ahhhh good old dual fisting

 

[Deleted member 651465]

varied definitions on urbandictionary.. from "the obvious" - which i won't repeat.. to..





i can't see how this is relevant to coffee though?

You posted something that describes drinking 2 drinks; 1 in each hand.

He ordered a strong coffee so the lady serving joked about him needing 2 cups of coffee (dual fisting) to get a hit later.

How can you not understand that

 

[HamZilla]

Ahhhh good old dual fisting

Brings back memories does it?

 

[Cosimo]

Brings back memories does it?

Waits patiently for an answer.

 

[sanaxe1]

You can Double Fist my Large Americano

 

[wordy]

You should've told her to bend over then.

 

[cymatty]

You can Double Fist my Large Americano

 

[Andelusion]

Thread of the day

'Double fisting' what an unfortunate phrase.

 

[RobH]

 

[V4NT0M]

Brings back memories does it?

It reminds me of UNI, the old "bring up embarrassing sites on someone else's PC" in steps ******* *****.com

Edit: Hmm decided it's not particularly family friendly, but you get the idea.

 

[Yamahahahahaha]

This thread does not deliver.

 

[LiE]

Nothing like a good double fisting in your local starbucks.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

It reminds me of UNI, the old "bring up embarrassing sites on someone else's PC" in steps ******* *****.com

Edit: Hmm decided it's not particularly family friendly, but you get the idea.

Bonus points for doing it in the library.

"what the ****!?!?!?!"
"shhhhhhhhhhh"
*sniggers*
"You are so dead"
"bwuahahaha"

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

Nobody has told you to smash her pasty yet!

Still, there's nothing quite like a double fisting Friday. A regular event in this household!

 

[georged]

get revenge by returning after work and asking her for a smashing pastry.