Soldato
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I have watched the show since the beginning of the first series, and I'm quite frankly flabbergasted that so many of you think of it as the best thing since sliced bread. The concept is great, but the execution is downright miserable.
The whole "dragons" concept is horribly overdone, to begin with. Get Bill Gates, Sir Richard Branson and James Dyson on the show and I'll be impressed. I had never heard of any of the "dragons" prior to the show. Their sheer arrogance — be it an act to fit in line with the theme of the show or not — coupled with the number of contestants who have nervous breakdowns once they get in the room with them is just plain stupid. They constantly tout their "knowledge" as a selling point when offering investments, but what do they really have to contribute to people's businesses? It sounds to me like they're harbouring the sort of "quick tips" one could pick up with a five minute search on the Internet!
Don't even get me started on the contestants. Are the people featured on the show genuinely a representative sample of the entrepreneurs out there in modern society? I sure hope not. Do people really go looking for VC investment without even figuring out basic information (The kardocktor people last night who hadn't even calculated projected first year revenue, then the financial adviser claimed they were expecting £10 from each call?), constructing working prototypes (The electronic egg boiling machine which was actually a brilliant idea) etc.? It's so obvious — even without watching a single episode of the show beforehand — what the "dragons" are going to want to know. It's the same questions over and over again, and yet no one seems to get it right.
And the presenter — Evan Davis. Not only does the sound of his voice make me want to break things, he just has to spoil all the surprises and provide totally unnecessary commentary on events (rather like Sheriff John Burnell on "World's Wildest Police Chases"). Do we need him to provide a running commentary of the already painfully simplistic events which are unfolding? Example:
Duncan Bannatyne: I'm sorry, but quite frankly I think you're product is a load of rubbish. I'm out, I'm afraid
Evan Davis: Duncan Bannatyne has just dropped out of the running. Will Peter Jones, the only remaining dragon, put in an offer?
Gah, drives me up the wall. And yet I keep coming back to it. I have no idea why
The whole "dragons" concept is horribly overdone, to begin with. Get Bill Gates, Sir Richard Branson and James Dyson on the show and I'll be impressed. I had never heard of any of the "dragons" prior to the show. Their sheer arrogance — be it an act to fit in line with the theme of the show or not — coupled with the number of contestants who have nervous breakdowns once they get in the room with them is just plain stupid. They constantly tout their "knowledge" as a selling point when offering investments, but what do they really have to contribute to people's businesses? It sounds to me like they're harbouring the sort of "quick tips" one could pick up with a five minute search on the Internet!
Don't even get me started on the contestants. Are the people featured on the show genuinely a representative sample of the entrepreneurs out there in modern society? I sure hope not. Do people really go looking for VC investment without even figuring out basic information (The kardocktor people last night who hadn't even calculated projected first year revenue, then the financial adviser claimed they were expecting £10 from each call?), constructing working prototypes (The electronic egg boiling machine which was actually a brilliant idea) etc.? It's so obvious — even without watching a single episode of the show beforehand — what the "dragons" are going to want to know. It's the same questions over and over again, and yet no one seems to get it right.
And the presenter — Evan Davis. Not only does the sound of his voice make me want to break things, he just has to spoil all the surprises and provide totally unnecessary commentary on events (rather like Sheriff John Burnell on "World's Wildest Police Chases"). Do we need him to provide a running commentary of the already painfully simplistic events which are unfolding? Example:
Duncan Bannatyne: I'm sorry, but quite frankly I think you're product is a load of rubbish. I'm out, I'm afraid
Evan Davis: Duncan Bannatyne has just dropped out of the running. Will Peter Jones, the only remaining dragon, put in an offer?
Gah, drives me up the wall. And yet I keep coming back to it. I have no idea why
