Dream!

other week i dreamt i was bought a dinosaur by my dead school teacher. then when my housemates told me i couldnt keep it because it would wreck the place i rode off down the street on it.

have lots of weird and scary dreams but that one just left me WTFing for a good while
 
ScarySquirrel said:
The last couple of nights I have had a few weird dreams. In one of them I was accused of raping an old classmate (another bloke)

And then in the other I was have a foursome with three other girls, oh and having sex with my ex.
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The first one was true, the second one was when he knocked you out.
 
MooMoo444 said:
Speaking of dreams, whenever I have a good one, and get to the sexy sexy with some cute girl, I wake up.

It's not fair. :(
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Conversely, what's worse is when you fall asleep on the job, wake up and find out that it WASN'T a dream.

Not speaking from experience here.

Honest.
 
I dreamt I was taking smoking tips from Noel Gallagher in one of my dreams. Apparently if you crush the filter it somehow becomes 'safer'. Think I need my head looked at...
 
I just hate it when you can't punch people because the air's too thick - like you're underwater. I usually then try and find thin objects like a frying pan turned on its edge but it's still too slow to cause damage!
 
Quoted from an older post of mine, weirdest dream ever, and i had it everynight for a week or 2, cant remember xD

basically, it starts im walking down a dark corridor in a hotel, deep brown carpet with doors on either side.

I turn right through a door and come to like a slope up to some double doors, and on the right hand door, is says "Trasport" and above that theres a little man and a woman that youd see on toilet doors

so i go through the right hand door every time, and the slope continues (Imagine a disabled ramp, that sort of slope, not steep) and theres always a lift at the top and its always about 10m or so away, and theres always a woman wearing a black skirt, black shirt and a black tie with brown hair and she always wears this bright red lipstick

so, the lift is always just about to close, and she always sticks her arm in to stip it

and theres always someone different in the lift

last night was a sexy women than i randomly kissed? then the lift goes up and opens at like a top of a cliff, wheres theres a road, imagine the south of france, i put on my sunglasses, and get into a green car that looks like a subaru impreza

I drive off for like 2 seconds, and pass an old wooden barn on my left, down a slight hill and pull into a big drive in front of a bit white house with all windows in front of it

which i presume must be mine as i always go there, get out and lock the car, close the gates

except last night, the blond woman and i both got into the car and she was driving, and she wouldnt let me out, so i jumped out the window and walked back, and there were some body guiards there that said hello to me, and suddenly this penguin comes out of no where, and i turn into some power rangers and all the other colours appear and iburn this evil penguin guy with my cats little laser pen toy then arrest him and throw him over the gates?
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I vividly remember one of mine from younger, involved running around Debenhams from a gigantic black cow with glowing green eyes. Lots of hiding behind racks of clothing and running away, eventually jumping out of a 1st floor window into an alleyway. Madness.

Done the whole, wake up and look underneath bed thinking I have a skateboard or expensive cutlery thing, also done the 'omg had a massive fight and half killed someone thing' phew. Also woken up a few times recently into what seems like a nightmare...the opposite of that 'phew' reaction.
 
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I had a really vivid dream this weekend, there was a massive box of Cream Eggs in the kitchen! nothing overly odd but it was so real I was kind of surprised when they weren't there.
 
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