Driving disqualification - Confused

Is everyone's sarcasm detector on the blink today? or is there some sort of sarcasm inception going on here.
 

Pickup, from Wilmslow, Cheshire, who has a holiday home in Abersoch, Gwynedd, was convicted of speeding.
He denied breaking the 70mph speed limit and said that a number of people from Cheshire had second homes in Abersoch, which he called a millionaire's paradise.
What does having a second/holiday home have to do with this?
Do rich people from Cheshire have a secret get-out-of-prosecution-free status, or something?
 
My lawyer told me his colleague represented a guy in a superspeed who was caught on video at 113mph, denied it on the basis that he had the windows open and it would be uncomfortable over 90/95... they made a deal before the cout appearance :eek: :D
I've ridden far in excess of that on a bike with no windows at all - it's perfectly comfortable!! :p

Yes. Maybe. Should have hired doofer.
:D:D:D
 
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