Drunk flatmates...

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That is what I don't miss about being a student... People that think being drunk is an excuse, ****s!
 
I do indeed.

Had some friends that used to come drunk to my flat (quite far away from where they live. They also lived at the school so obv not allowed to drink there) in the middle of a school week and beg to sleep over. Messing up my whole place, keeping me from sleeping and refusing to tidy up the day after. Couldn't possibly say no and have them sleep in the snow. Glad I live far far away from those tools now :/
 
Strip your bed and swap it with the covers from theirs. Simples!

You can take yours back once they're forced to wash them.

Or, take tons of laxative, wait a while then just dander into their room and scat all over the bed. If they take physical umbrage with this, rub their face in it.
 
How have they ruined your bed sheetS? Did you have them freshly ironed and crisp ready for your arrival to slumbersville?

Or has one of them violenty bronchioled all over them, thus rendering them a stinky, lumpy, smelly, colourful mess?
 
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