I'm sorry Aza but I would have paid to see that
So would I.
I can just about remember that feeling of "oh ****" as it dawns that you're about to get seriously hurt, but after that everything's a blur. Drunken injuries, no memory of doing it.
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So would I.
I can just about remember that feeling of "oh ****" as it dawns that you're about to get seriously hurt, but after that everything's a blur. 
I once beat up a phone box with my bare hands, punching the windows really hard. Needless to say I came off a lot worse than the phone box and properly knackered my hands/wrists for a good fortnight.
I also tried to hurl a shopping trolley with a friend. I really can't remember why, but we grabbed an end each and somehow it connected with my leg and took a nasty gouge out of my shin. I still have the unimpressive scar to prove it!
Oh, and then there was the time when I was running absolutely full pelt across a park in the dark. My legs couldn't keep up and I went down extremely hard, much to the concern of my mates who were meant to be racing me, but weren't because I assumed that if I started running they'd follow. I still remember the crunch my neck made when I hit the ground. The day after was not fun
I'm glad I'm not 17 anymore.
I also tried to hurl a shopping trolley with a friend. I really can't remember why, but we grabbed an end each and somehow it connected with my leg and took a nasty gouge out of my shin. I still have the unimpressive scar to prove it!
Oh, and then there was the time when I was running absolutely full pelt across a park in the dark. My legs couldn't keep up and I went down extremely hard, much to the concern of my mates who were meant to be racing me, but weren't because I assumed that if I started running they'd follow. I still remember the crunch my neck made when I hit the ground. The day after was not fun
I'm glad I'm not 17 anymore.
Errr, well its not really a first hand account, as i don't really remember it.
The last thing i remember is being in some guys house (no idea who's), and saying "hey cool an alien ware pc" and then being handed a bottle of whiskey (already finished a small bottle of vodka to myself)
Woke up the next morning in mats house (the guy i was staying with about 3 miles away from the house where i was handed the whiskey) with a sore head and some blood in my hair, with a large but shallow cut all over my right shoulder,so i go find mats and asked what happend.
Aparently after finishing a large amount of the whisky i proceeded to have along conversation with the unknown guys dog, then mother then leave the house, took a dead rat out of a bin near by, no idea how i found it i apparently pulled it out without looking. then taking it over to the porch and proceeding to slam my head through one of the wooden bars that separates 2 windows, cue blood, cuts and running far and fast from the house.
We then went to Victoria park i think at around 2 am, supposedly the place with the highest number of muggings in Leicester, where i thought it would be a good place to get an hours sleep in the middle of the darkest spot, so did unnamed guy, leaving mats to watch over us.
Then unnamed guy went home and me and mats struggled off for three hours randomly falling over.
Cost me £200 to get the porch fixed
The last thing i remember is being in some guys house (no idea who's), and saying "hey cool an alien ware pc" and then being handed a bottle of whiskey (already finished a small bottle of vodka to myself)
Woke up the next morning in mats house (the guy i was staying with about 3 miles away from the house where i was handed the whiskey) with a sore head and some blood in my hair, with a large but shallow cut all over my right shoulder,so i go find mats and asked what happend.
Aparently after finishing a large amount of the whisky i proceeded to have along conversation with the unknown guys dog, then mother then leave the house, took a dead rat out of a bin near by, no idea how i found it i apparently pulled it out without looking. then taking it over to the porch and proceeding to slam my head through one of the wooden bars that separates 2 windows, cue blood, cuts and running far and fast from the house.
We then went to Victoria park i think at around 2 am, supposedly the place with the highest number of muggings in Leicester, where i thought it would be a good place to get an hours sleep in the middle of the darkest spot, so did unnamed guy, leaving mats to watch over us.
Then unnamed guy went home and me and mats struggled off for three hours randomly falling over.
Cost me £200 to get the porch fixed
because when drinking whisky (which i like the taste of immensely, so drink it far quicker than i should) by the time you realise you've drank too much it's too late, your cant stop it even if you stop drinking and start chugging water your just going to get worse and worse over the next hour then its bye bye.
still i woke up with an over whelming feeling of rightness and joy
But there has to be some point at which you conciously make a decision to drink more, even though you know you probably shouldn't. Before I stopped drinking I always used to drink quite heavily but I never took it to the point where I couldn't remember anything and ended up doing something stupid/dangerous.
I didn't quite realise how strong absinthe was, and ended up drinking about 500ml of 70% stuff, I didn't feel anything, so thought I might as well finish off my bottle. Needless to say I felt like crap later that night, and in the morning and haven't drunk anywhere near that much since then.
You have no idea how quickly i drink whisky, a £7 bottle (same as a £5-7 vodka) goes now in well under 20mins, usually i dont feel too drunk, just one or two beers worth by the time i finish then it starts kicking in
Why i don't buy much whiskey any more
I just really like the taste of it so drink it about same speed as beer on avarage.
You have no idea how quickly i drink whisky, a £7 bottle (same as a £5-7 vodka) goes now in well under 20mins, usually i dont feel too drunk, just one or two beers worth by the time i finish then it starts kicking in
Why i don't buy much whiskey any more
I just really like the taste of it so drink it about same speed as beer on avarage.
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Its great when you drink even more though...
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