Drunken injuries

Judgeneo

Judgeneo

Judgeneo

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So I had a bbq to day with a few mates over, had a few drinks and a bottle of jaeger and ended up grappling on the grass only to see my arm snap back infront of me.

Just got back from hospital where they fixed my dislocated elbow and put me in a cast which will be upgraded to fibre glass tomorrow.

So I was wondering, whats the wrost alcohol related injury you guys/gals have had.

Ps. Morphine is awesome, but typing with one hand sucks
 
Once climbed over an iron gate, one of the nice ones with spikes on the top and halfway up. Managed to land my foot on one of the spikes, went through the sole of my boot and a decent distance into my foot. Missed the tendons, but stopped me rowing for a while.

I got codiene rather than morphine, that was quite mental enough. Put me completely out of touch with reality. Glad you're enjoying it, I wont be trying opiates again.

edit to add photo, can't seem to find one of the gate.

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Was run over by a lorry with an extention, cut my chin open, chipped teeth, broken jaw, broken leg, broken ribs, split lip, probably something else, not dead yet.. :D got a picture but dont know how to post em
 
CivilDrone said:
Was run over by a lorry with an extention, cut my chin open, chipped teeth, broken jaw, broken leg, broken ribs, split lip, probably something else, not dead yet.. :D got a picture but dont know how to post em
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my arm got sliced open by some idiot with a knife once lol sliced through half the tendons too, bloody nightmare learning to use my fingers again

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JonJ678 said:
Once climbed over an iron gate, one of the nice ones with spikes on the top and halfway up. Managed to land my foot on one of the spikes, went through the sole of my boot and a decent distance into my foot. Missed the tendons, but stopped me rowing for a while.

I got codiene rather than morphine, that was quite mental enough. Put me completely out of touch with reality. Glad you're enjoying it, I wont be trying opiates again.

edit to add photo, can't seem to find one of the gate.

mh7g36.jpg
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Sorry, but I cant stop laughing. All I can think of is...

 
LordSplodge said:
No drunken injuries but I have had morphine a few times. I ***ing love morphine.
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Got a couple of injections of that last night, didn't think much of it tbh.

In other news, this cast now has to be on for 3 weeks, and they didn't upgrade me to fibre glass :(
 
SCMRubix said:
Tell us the story! *sits on ground cross legged*
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ok, we were in a Pub, sat at a table, having a drink with some friends, i put my arm out to grab my drink from the table and he pulled a knife and cut me, not much of a story, rumours i've heard as to why are, i was chatting someone up and she wanted me to stop, so she asked him to cut me? i dunno tbth lost half a pint of blood, night wasted up the hospital and he ruined a bloody good shirt :( lol
 
Judgeneo said:
Changed my mind when I threw up half an hour later :p
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They didn't give you enough as if they had you would have gloried in how lovely it feels to be sick then afterwards you'd have felt Awesome without even brushing your teeth. :eek: + :p
True story Bro :D

I don't drink so my injurys come from just being a ****. :o
 
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