Spacky said:Your house I hope hehe.
I get drunk and don't really remember what I drank, I don't keep a list but more a estimate which I greatly exagerate to make me look matcho (sings - matcho matcho man).
Oh it was my lawn alright, although i vaguely remember passing out on a public footpath and some dog walker asking if I was alright then just walks off before i managed to get up and crawl to the lawn

don't really want a girlfriend but wouldn't mind some NSA sex
she already agreed to that before we went back to the flat.