Dustbin Bandit

[Elliot6267]

my dustbin is kept in the alley behind my house. this is closed off by a gate at either side and the only people who have access to it are the people whos house backs on to it, around about 20 houses (10 either side of the alley).

recently however, i have noticed that somebody had been taken my bin out on bin day... for this i was gratefull.

i went to collect my bin the next day, and found that already, somebody had put their rubbish in it. i was annoyed. i brought the bin back to outside my gate, then pretty much filled the bin with new rubbish. this all happened yesterday.

today, i go to put some more rubbish in the bin, which was pretty much already full, to find that somebody had put more of their rubbish in the my bin... now i am angry. because there is no room for my rubbish. so i take out the foreign rubbish and launch it down the alley.

now i am waiting to see if that snoopy old lady down the street comes to shout at me again for leaving rubbish in the alley (having previously walked into my house and shouted at me for leaving tree cuttings in the alley over night, as it was to late to take them to the tip)

by the way, i'm moving out, hense all the rubbish

yep.... rant over =D

 

[wesley]

keep your bin in your back yard?

 

[theonebillygunn]

get rid of excess dog hair in the alley

 

[KaHn]

booby trap it, it's the only way.

KaHn

 

[Andelusion]

So you made a mess of the public alley (which you use yourself) purely because you were angry?

Good job.

Just keep the bin in your yard

If you think you moving out is an excuse then I despair, BROKEN BRITAIN etc!

 

[Frenzy]

Hide in the bin, when the guy comes to put his rubbish in pop out and bark madly. He will **** his pants and hopefully run away never disturbing the bin again.

We have our house numbers on our bins, dont you?

 

[Brian8bit]

booby trap it, it's the only way.

KaHn

+1. A giant jack-in-the-box.

 

[Mik3]

Hide in the bin, when the guy comes to put his rubbish in pop out and bark madly. He will **** his pants and hopefully run away never disturbing the bin again.

Do this and wear this costume: http://www.alterego-fancydress.co.uk/shop/vclose1.asp?prd=47361&cat=5778002652

 

[Elliot6267]

Hide in the bin, when the guy comes to put his rubbish in pop out and bark madly. He will **** his pants and hopefully run away never disturbing the bin again.

We have our house numbers on our bins, dont you?

i like this idea... =D and yeah there is a big 9 on the lid and on the front of the bin..

 

[KaHn]

i like this idea... =D and yeah there is a big 9 on the lid and on the front of the bin..

Nah just need some string, super glue and party popers

kaHn

 

[Ali195]

Spread 'da poo poo' all over your body...wait & pounce likes B2 stealth bomber approaching its target.

 

[krooton]

Do this and wear this costume: http://www.alterego-fancydress.co.uk/shop/vclose1.asp?prd=47361&cat=5778002652

Hahaha!

 

[EdGey]

put a camera on your bin.

 

["andy"]

phone council.
ask for extra bin because your alley is exceeding its bin capacity
profit

 

[TheCybermonkey]

i like this idea... =D and yeah there is a big 9 on the lid and on the front of the bin..

Guy at number 6 is fuming about someone putting rubbish in 'his' bin.
Clearly its a big number 6 on the lid ;P ....(ill ignore the fact you said theres a 9 on the front aswell or it doesnt work )

 

[Amnesia]

then go through their rubbish and see who it is....surely there will be bills/letters with the name address on.
when you know be sure to chuck all the rubbish they put in your bin back over their wall.

 

[Begbie]

Least folk don't steal them to use the wheels for go karts.

Not that we ever done that as kids...*whistles*

 

[I get around]

Don't get this, family of 3 and we don't even use half our wheely bin in a fortnight.
If people actually did their recycling properly they would have no problem putting their own rubbish in their own damn bin.

Anyways, stick a rape alarm in there, tape the alarm to the side of the bin, tape the cord that pulls the pin to the lid.

 

[Rroff]

I was woke around 3am once by sounds in the drive... badger was out there attacking the recycling bin - I mean really going for it... scared it off... 10 minutes later noises again - its trying to drag the bin out the drive lol... scared it off - repeat 2 more times before it gives up (apparently) - I wake up in the morning to find the contents of the bin spread all over the road...

roll on next night and the badger is at it again trying to make off with the recycling bin lol... I wake up in the morning to find the badger spread all over the road... karma has a strange sense of irony.

 

[Greenlizard0]

I have lived here for years, and seen our purple bin (marked with the house number) sparingly. But the odd thing is, I never seen it where our bins are shoved for collection. Some gypo lives in it occasionally I think.