Dustbin Bandit

[agnes]

We had a similar problem a while ago only on our street, in our old house.

We solved the issue by planting a pigs head on a spike facing up that we bought from the butchers, put a walkie talkie in the bin... Can you see where this is going? lol

Anyway, long story short, guy **** him self, hurled abuse at us for about 5 mins after, the following day he found the pigs head in his bin stinking in the middle of the summer. Never touched our bin again.

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[Jongo]

at least its not a backdoor bandit....

 

[*Moangroan*]

get rid of excess dog hair in the alley

huh !!

 

[Gaijin]

at least its not a backdoor bandit....

They're rife round here.

 

[Van Hellseek]

So what? You're moving out.

 

[Dark_Angel]

The only possible solution is to camp for the next few days and keep watch with a high powered gun and shoot the person for this terrible crime.

Either that, or stick a rude sign where the bin was and put the bin in your garden, and stop littering 'cause you're not happy and someone took your candy.

 

[mrk]

Just put a sticker on it saying you wipe semen on the bin.

 

[Elliot6267]

pig head huh... you must really hate your neighbour. i mean im angry at them. but thats just harsh! fantastically harsh i mean... =D

 

[Pestilence]

Pig's head is genius.

 

[sigma]

wipe semen on the bin.

Do this.

 

[AMG]

chain it to your gate/keep it in your garden

 

[Ghosteh]

You're moving out, what's the big deal?

As for now, throw the rubbish down the alley, it's not your stuff, so they can hardly trace it to you.

 

[RedDanDoc]

my dustbin got knicked. I didnt have the foresight to carve my house number onto it.

 

[asim18]

wipe semen on the bin.

Why would you wipe it on the bin? Surely a man would just shoot it on the bin.

 

[mrk]

I don't know, I have never done that before but I'll take your word for it.

 

[Hades]

Plant a rotweiller in it. Job done.

 

[Locke]

Fill it with wild monkeys that haven't eaten for weeks.

 

[SMN]

Let me guess OP, Salford? We had communal bins when i lived there and it was a nightmare - i think everyone just used everyones, but we did fill about 5 up one night with rubbish from a party etc and there was a big inquest in the alleyway - great fun.

 

[Yetiii]

Drill a couple of holes and padlock it shut. Just remember to remove the lock on bin day

 

[Belly]

Take the other persons rubbish out of your bin when no body's looking. Then phone the council and say that someone has been fly tipping.