early morning joke

marc2003

marc2003

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Mariusz and Paddy were beggars outside Waterloo Station. Mariusz has a Mercedes, a large house and loads of money. Paddy has **** all. Mariusz's hat was overflowing with tenners. Paddy's had a few coins in it.

"How do you do it?", asks Paddy.

"Look at your sign", says Mariusz.

Paddy reads his sign: Out Of Work. Wife And Two Kids To Support

Then he reads Mariusz's: I Only Need £10 More To Get Back To Poland
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:D

edited: changed Rahul/India to Mariusz/Poland. does that make it any more/less offensive? :confused:
 
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Its a joke people who are not Indian find it funny :-/

However I did find it funny LOL
 
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After an oh so stupid... and an immigration thread... Other than the persons name and address this is the entirety of a cv I received this morning...
I have many years of experience which i have listed below one year of foaling many years of mares

colts etc... yearling prep to sales and breaking i also have worked in showjumping in Belgium,Spain,France,Portugal so my horses

are turned out to a very high standard and i am very honesty. i hope you find my CV intrestig and await your reply.



Thank you!
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Why would it be overflowing with Tenners if he clearly stated he needed only one?
I call Shenanigans.
 
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