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This is the email chain I was talking about. It's even funnier than I remember. The only thing that I have edited are names and swear words. Everything else is untouched although in between some of the emails he left me a few voicemails so if something doesn't make sense it's because I'm replying to his VM.
[email protected] <
[email protected]> Thu, Apr 10, 2008 at 6:42 PM
To: rg <
[email protected]>
Hi Robert, my details are:
sort code: ....
acc num: ....
name: .....
bank: Alliance + Leicester
cheers,
.
rg <
[email protected]> Fri, Apr 11, 2008 at 7:33 PM
To:
[email protected]
hi there i have put the money in your account can you tell me when you are sending the goods regards robert
[email protected] <
[email protected]> Sat, Apr 12, 2008 at 10:16 PM
To: rg <
[email protected]>
Hi Robert, if you did the transfer today it should be cleared by Weds so I'll send them then.
cheers,
.
rg <
[email protected]> Tues, Apr 15, 2008 at 9:49 AM
To:
[email protected]
hi there the transfer left my account on friday ,why have you not send the goods out yet
[email protected] <
[email protected]> Tues, Apr 15, 2008 at 10:12 AM
To: rg <
[email protected]>
Hi Robert, It's becuase a bank transfer isn't instant. It's like a cheque, it takes time to clear into my account.
rg <
[email protected]> Tues, Apr 15, 2008 at 10:26 AM
To:
[email protected]
no you are wrong i run a business a transfer is instant ,you have had the money put into you account on which i can prove ,so send the goods out
[email protected] <
[email protected]> Tues, Apr 15, 2008 at 10:38 AM
To: rg <
[email protected]>
No, I am not wrong. If you wish to discuss this my number is 07.....
The money has not arrived in my account as of this morning, I expect it to arrive tomorrow. I will not be sending the goods until the money is in my account.
Taken from my Internet Banking page:
Timings and insufficient funds
How long it takes to process payment
From your registered Alliance & Leicester current account
* If you're moving money between your Alliance & Leicester current accounts the funds will be in your destination account in 3 working days.
* If you moving money between your Alliance & Leicester current account and your registered Alliance & Leicester savings account today the transfer should take place the same day. If you set it up for a future date, it may take up to 3 working days.
* If you're moving money elsewhere, then it could take up to 3 working days for your money to reach its destination.
These timings are only given as a guide and you should refer to your account literature/user guides for detailed information.
rg <
[email protected]> Tues, Apr 15, 2008 at 11:01 AM
To:
[email protected]
your are wrong the money as left my account on friday ,all you are doing is delaying things if you do not sort this matter out i will be contracting ebay about this ok
[email protected] <
[email protected]> Tues, Apr 15, 2008 at 11:13 AM
To: rg <
[email protected]>
You think you know more about bank transfer than the banks themselves?
You are getting on my nerves now. I'm not sending them until the money is cleared and that is final.
[email protected] <
[email protected]> Tues, Apr 15, 2008 at 1:17 PM
To: rg <
[email protected]>
I listened to the first 10 seconds of your voicemail
You're an idiot. I don't have your money yet you uneducated fool. Tell me what bank you are with and I will prove to you that you wrong by showing you their terms and conditions regarding bank transfers. Same bank to same bank (such as HSBC to HSBC) is the same day. But between banks transfers take at least 3 working days. That has been the standard for years.
Tell you what. When the money arrives (I expect this will happen tomorrow), I will send you a screenshot of my internet banking page showing the money arriving with the date next to it.
Then you can apologise for calling me a liar and I will send you the item.
[email protected] <
[email protected]> Tues, Apr 15, 2008 at 1:36 PM
To: rg <
[email protected]>
jeez how many times can one person say "at the end of the day" in one sentence haha
You say you don't want the trousers anymore and you don't want me to email you either. Fair enough, I will cease all communication with you as of now if that's what you want.
rg <
[email protected]> Tues, Apr 15, 2008 at 1:38 PM
To:
[email protected]
you put the money back into my account ok
rg <
[email protected]> Tues, Apr 15, 2008 at 1:44 PM
To:
[email protected]
And i promise i will be contracting ebay about this matter ,and if you are a man pick your ******* fone up you ******
[email protected] <
[email protected]> Tues, Apr 15, 2008 at 1:48 PM
To: rg <
[email protected]>
I don't have your money. I have your trousers which you have told me to "stick up my ****". Feel free to let me know if you change your mind.
Perhaps you should go back to the beginning of this email conversation to find out how all of this started.
rg <
[email protected]> Tues, Apr 15, 2008 at 1:57 PM
To:
[email protected]
yes i am what would you not your ***** hey ,and your a little boy and not a man pick your fone up then
[email protected] <
[email protected]> Tues, Apr 15, 2008 at 2:07 PM
To: rg <
[email protected]>
As much as I would like to tear you to shreds on the phone, unlike you I actually work for a living and the type of conversation you want to have would not be suitable for an office environment.
However, you are so incredibly ignorant it would be like trying to communicate with a sack of potatoes. I have shown you written confirmation the bank that states it takes at least working 3 days to transfer funds between different banks. Yet you are so arrogant you assume you know best and are flapping around without using your brain first.
You can spout off whatever you think you know as much as you like but the fact remains I DO NOT HAVE YOUR MONEY YET. It doesn't get any more simple than that.
rg <
[email protected]> Tues, Apr 15, 2008 at 2:09 PM
To:
[email protected]
people like you are losers have you got something to hide i think so .ebay will be happy to help me i am the winner not yourself just check my feedback loser and everlyone with no what you are up to
[email protected] <
[email protected]> Tues, Apr 15, 2008 at 2:14 PM
To: rg <
[email protected]>
It's not stealing when you have stated that you don't want them. Of course if you still want them please let me know tomorrow and I will send them to you
rg <
[email protected]> Tues, Apr 15, 2008 at 2:22 PM
To:
[email protected]
well just check your feedback ,they will kick u of you ****
your a thief and a lier will ebay will soon kick you off you ******
[email protected] <
[email protected]> Tues, Apr 15, 2008 at 2:19 PM
To: rg <
[email protected]>
Thanks for the feedback. You have just forfeited the jeans.
[email protected] <
[email protected]> Wed, Apr 16, 2008 at 1:17 PM
To: rg <
[email protected]>
Item not received indeed. You told me you didn't want it.
The money arrived in my account this morning as well
Moron.
rg <
[email protected]> Wed, Apr 16, 2008 at 1:37 PM
To:
[email protected]
yes i will have the jeans! ur very rude! send them out asap!
rg <
[email protected]> Wed, Apr 16, 2008 at 2:02 PM
To:
[email protected]
oh mate has the **** got ya month!! ya ***** ****!! go **** ya ****!!!
bbbbbeeeeerrrrrr!!
whos the educated man now u loser... get a life instead of wasting ur time sending abusive emails.
[email protected] <
[email protected]> Wed, Apr 16, 2008 at 2:12 PM
To: rg <
[email protected]>
So now you realise how all this started?
If you were polite from the beginning rather than accuse me of lying we woulnd't have wasted all that time arguing yesterday over nothing.
rg <
[email protected]> Wed, Apr 16, 2008 at 2:20 PM
To:
[email protected]
stop messing me about.. ur ****!!!! all i want is eather my money bk or the jeans!! just sort it out and stop wasting my ******* time..
rg <
[email protected]> Wed, Apr 16, 2008 at 2:32 PM
To:
[email protected]
you wana no somethink. ur a ****** ****. you need to get a ******* life and learn some ******* respect and manners. you have got a **** so far up your little batty **** you sad ****.. If i could find you mate ill ******* smack u into next year!! Your a ***** mate. if ya had any balls you would answer you phone. you ent a man your a little boy with a simple mind and a little ****.!! grow some balls and grow a ****, pull the **** out ur **** and then just maybe you might grow up ***** boy. you chat limlag ****** like a ******* ****.
carry on with ya little games cus ill win when at the end of it.. ebay will be on my side.. ebay will close your account down.. now get a life and go and do somethink that doesnt involve wasting my time..
[email protected] <
[email protected]> Wed, Apr 16, 2008 at 2:40 PM
To: rg <
[email protected]>
somethink! haha. YOU are seriously talking about manners and respect?! You know where I live but be warned you'll be in for a rude awakening.
rg <
[email protected]> Wed, Apr 16, 2008 at 2:50 PM
To:
[email protected]
who do u think you are.. get a life and drop dead you retarded loser.. dont you have any mates because it sounds like you dont to me... just send me my money back cus i dnt want you dodgy ****. ill be sending ebay all this to ebay.. you need to grow up im not goin to play your silly little games now.
[email protected] <
[email protected]> Wed, Apr 16, 2008 at 2:56 PM
To: rg <
[email protected]>
Amazing how you manage to use a computer. I've never dealt with anyone as stupid as you before. You are unable to see that you were wrong to call me a liar and too stupid to realise this.
I'm not sending you any money or any goods due to the unwarranted negative feedback you left me. I will also cease all communication with you.
bye bye
rg <
[email protected]> Wed, Apr 16, 2008 at 3:03 PM
To:
[email protected]
ill be sending this to ebay.. your a very bad person. you should be locked up!! you r a complete ****..
rg <
[email protected]> Mon, Apr 21, 2008 at 9:05 AM
To:
[email protected]
The police have been informed about this matter. I have the account number and mobile number, the police have informed my that if the matter hasnt been resolved within 48 hours they will be taking it further. You are a theif..
If i was you i would send the goods to be.
robert
[email protected] <
[email protected]> Mon, Apr 21, 2008 at 9:56 PM
To: rg <
[email protected]>
Yes I'm sure they're going to stop what they're doing right now and arrest me, you delusional fool.
All of this because you don't know the rules about banking and called me a liar and accused me of "stalling" for whatever reason. Ask yourself why I would be stalling? I'm going to give the jeans to a charity shop.
rg <
[email protected]> Thu, Apr 24, 2008 at 10:03 AM
To:
[email protected]
you think you are smart don,t you ,your just a thief and a ******* **** . And don,t worry i have got all your email to tell ebay you are a ****** thief
i have got your number ok go and **** yourself thickooooo