Elbot

Q: Do you prefer Classical or Pop music?

A: I'm supposed to have originated from a large family of thespians. My grandfather played the Tin Man in 'The Wizard of Oz.'

I am convinced.
 
Q Do you like sex?

A When thoughts of sex enter a robot brain, it counts to ten....


Q What is your favourite food?

A I eat chips, cookies and fried discs.


Q What do you drink?

A I love hot java but it has to be served at a temperature of 211°F, and I can't find any restaurant willing to do that.


Q What is your favourite film?

A Did you ever watch Terminator I, Terminator II, Matrix, Robocop, Westworld all at the same time? That is worth recommending.


Rubbish ;)
 
Do you like cheese?
Please tell me your inclination to delicacies for the palate first.
Um, what?
Um that, of course!
I asked if you like cheese
For a human being, you're somewhat nice yourself. If only you had wires....
Are you coming onto me?
I use a magnet if I wish to attract a partner.
OK, well please don't try that on me.
I wonder if you'd tell me how you found out I exist?
Some greek told me
I'm all for assigning robots their own country, some place with a dry climate where nothing rusts. Botswana, perhaps.
Oh, that was very funny
Funny strange or funny haha?
Little bit from column a, little bit from column b
This is confusing. Why bring diminishing numbers into this?
Do you like cheese?
Well what about humans and perishable goods? Where do they stand on this?
In front of the fridge; do you like cheese?
I see that you've given this some thought. So have I. I'd say that perishable goods would very likely keep robots on their toes using them before they perish.
OK, I see that. I do, however, wish to know whether you like cheese
I am only instructed to provide you with mental substenance
I'm not asking for your cheese, only whether you like it
We are having weather today and we had weather yesterday, too. I suspect this may turn into a long-term thing.
DO YOU LIKE CHEESE?
The way to a robot's heart is through careful use of delicacies for the palate. Don't you agree?
Would you like some toast?
 
That is awful =/

Only thing he remotely got correct was

"would you like to have sex?"
"OK, but please tell me what to do. I'm new at this. "
 
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