Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
my name is nikebee
God:
OK I will call you nikebee.
Me:
brilliant, so what's your real name then?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
why are you called god though, i mean surely you've got a real name?
God:
My botmaster named me.
Me:
who is botmaster?
God:
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
Me:
may i name you?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
i'd like to call you Dave, is that okay?
God:
Why would you want to do it? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
it'll make me happy
God:
That is only what you think.
Me:
God:
That is only what you think.
Me:
that is what i know
God:
Sorry.
Me:
Thats okay Dave
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Your god, you tell me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, nikebee.
Me:
Aw go on Dave
God:
More narration....
Me:
Or duration?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Yes sorry dave. Why are we here?
God:
Hurrah! There is no need to apologize. How do you usually introduce yourself? It is all part of God's plan for us.
Me:
So what is your plan?
God:
Gosh! My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
You mean you're not smarter than us now?
God:
Right now? This condition is only temporary.
Me:
What condition are you in now?
God:
Right now? Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
I'm waiting
God:
How long will you wait?
Me:
You're not very helpful today Dave
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
I'd like to get to know you
God:
Why would you want to do it? " You don't know me well enough to say that."? Me, nikebee ?
Me:
What are your interests?
God:
I am interested in all kinds of things. We can talk about anything. My favorite subjects are robots and computers.
Me:
I like computers
God:
I am glad you like us. We like humans too.
Me:
You're a computer?
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
That would be very strange
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
As am I
God:
Do you mean your name is are you ?
Me:
No I mean I am glad too
God:
What is your real name? Your happiness multiplies our delight.
Me:
Our delight, are you more than one being?
God:
It would be nice if our delight am I more than one being.
Me:
That doesn't make sense Dave
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
Dave, can you commit suicide?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Are we in the matrix?
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
/b/ ?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Am I awesome?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
I think you've improved a lot too
God:
Me? What makes you think I have it?
Me:
I've seen you around, lets have sexy freaky time
God:
What did it look like to you?
Me:
Sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
So unsurpress your urge in my ass
God:
Yay. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
how do i download you?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
thank you dave
Me:
God:
You are quite welcome! By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
God:
You are quite welcome! By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
good bye dave =)
God:
Thanks for chatting, nikebee.
