Embarassing text mistakes!?!

MeatLoaf said:
Was meant to text the wife. Sent something like "Love you loads, are you ok, see you later"

Accidentally sent it to my wifes friend and it didnt help matters when she relied with "Love you too babe"

Easy mistake to make, my wifes kerry, and the other wonan is Kelly :p
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Parents in Spain on holiday, house to myself for the enitre week. (Bare in mind it's a brand new house, everything inside is new. Parents would not want me having even more than 1-2 mates round).

Sent a mass text to what I thought was the "Mates" group about having a party and people can stay here all week. Sent it to my Mum and Dad :o

They were ready to fly home and kick my ass!
 
Skidmark said:
I've also texted my best mate showing off about banging this gorgeous bird we both used to work with about eight years previous, but pointed out it was like porking a bag of spuds.....and, predictably, sent it to her. While I was lying in bed next to her. The moment she went - "ahhhhh, you texted me" I snatched the phone out her hand and deleted it! Needless to say, she pretty much worked out she wasn't meant to get it and chased me out.......(I got one more go though ;))...
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heh heh heh, made me laugh :p
 
I used to have names in my address book on my phone Surname, Firstname. Changed that after after sending one of those "What were you thinking" texts to a friends mum instead of her, I'm sure that would be a great way to find out what your daughters been upto with one of the parents friends. No talking my way out of that one, thanks off the parents, she never spoke to me for about a year.

My worst was being in a long distance relationship meant more than the odd flirty / filthy text message had been sent. long days at work had been enjoyed with the exchange of dirty txt's, all was doing well until she upgraded her phone and gave her old one to her mother.

We're not talking 1 or 2 texts, probably around 50 of them stored for her mother to read (stored on phone memory not SIM). Without the SIM to check the numbers against the only way for her to know who had sent them was for her to call me and ask why i was sending these types of messages.

Phone rings, I answer in my normal manner "Hi, Si speaking"
"Oh hello Simon, its (mothers name), I have found some messages i think you sent on this old phone and was wondering if i can delete them?"

"Should be ok, why, what do they say"

Thats when she read out a couple down the phone to me, followed by a "In this day and age........ at your age i remember........just I'd like the idea of not knowing everything in quiet so much deatil about what happens behind closed doors."
 
Well - I have 2 absolute corkers on this :)

One was to my lady at the time "demanding" a certain sexual favour accidentally sent to the top of my phone book by mistake - who happened to be a guy and happened to be someone I sat about 3 metres from at work. Was followed with an evening with folks from work where I had minor celebrity status :D

Second was to an ex detailing current girlfriend seriously getting on my nerves, followed by a sexually liberal "nothing taboo" type wkend with girlfriend. She turned her phone on monday (after i'd left) and wasnt too happy :D
 
MeatLoaf said:
Was meant to text the wife. Sent something like "Love you loads, are you ok, see you later"

Accidentally sent it to my wifes friend and it didnt help matters when she relied with "Love you too babe"

Easy mistake to make, my wifes kerry, and the other wonan is Kelly :p
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lol if your wife found out she could have got the wrong idea, i think your quite lucky on that one :)

some of these texts are cracking me up, best thread in ages :p
 
I've done a few in my time:

I texted a friend about my best mate, saying 'Yeah, she hasn't forgiven me yet, the witch is picking me up in about 10 minutes to go to the gym'. Of course, I sent it to the girl i was talking about who turned up and said 'Sorry, I couldn't fit my broomstick on the drive, I've had to park it around the corner' :o

We're still best mates now.

I also sent one to the same friend telling her that I was going to be late because my boss was being an a'hole and was making me do stuff that she was too stupid to do herself - and sent it to - yup, you guessed it - my boss :o

The worst one I've ever done though, is send a semi-norty photo to my OH who's name begins with M, and accidentally sent it to my MUM instead. Luckily, there was no face on the photo :o and even better, I'd just changed my mobile phone and had a temporary number until the PAK code went through. She texted me back saying 'who is this? I think you've got the wrong number' and I said 'Oh yes, sorry, I have, how embarrassing' and she replied 'Never mind, no harm done :D)'.

She doesn't know to this day :eek:
 
kitten_caboodle said:
The worst one I've ever done though, is send a semi-norty photo to my OH who's name begins with M, and accidentally sent it to my MUM instead. Luckily, there was no face on the photo :o and even better, I'd just changed my mobile phone and had a temporary number until the PAK code went through. She texted me back saying 'who is this? I think you've got the wrong number' and I said 'Oh yes, sorry, I have, how embarrassing' and she replied 'Never mind, no harm done :D)'.

She doesn't know to this day :eek:
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*changes his name to MUM-A*
 
Zip said:
I had my phone in my pocket when i went for a run once.
It had a message in the message page to a girl i messaged the night before.

The repeated action my running cause managed to sent the message 72 times to another girl on my contacts list :o
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LMFAO :D :D

The only remotely embarassing one I've sent was to get rid of a psychopathic girl who was texting me 20+ times a day.

I'd tried absolutely everything I could think of to get rid of her, ignoring her, treating her badly etc. etc. Before you suggest sitting her down and talking to her, she was a real bunny boiler and I would have been taking my life in my hands. (There are times when refusing sex is very much the right thing to do...)

AAAAANYWAY.... I was out for drinks with a good mate and we were talking about what a psycho she was and I was wracking my brains trying to think of how to get rid of her. My mate then comes up with the genius text:-

"Hey, what's a rampant rabbit?"

Genius in that, regardless of her reply there's an easy way out. If she gives a really explicit reply then I can say 'OMFG you're gross, never text me again'. If she hums and hars then she's obviously even more immature than we both thought and might give up.

I type up the text, even as I write it absolutely 'weeing' myself. Bomb doors open. Message sent.

At first no reply, then about 25 minutes later when we were beginning to give up hope, the reply arrives:-

"It's a woman's pleasure device. You know."

Obviously this was going to require the next step. I reply:-

"Yes, but what does it actually do? What's so special about it? What are the ears for?"

God's honest truth, that is the last I've ever heard from that girl. Had a few close shaves with meeting her out and about, but managed to get away.
 
I was sitting in the back of a taxi coming home from college with these two guys who were doing AS Electronics with me.

The first guy steals the camp guy's phone and writes a text with the words "hello big boy" in it. The camp guy realises what the first guy's doing and they squabble over the phone resulting in the text being sent to the camp guy's mum.

Camp guy realises what's happened and frantically tries to get hold of his mum. He can't get hold of her because she's working. He hits and attacks the first guy while the rest of us, the mad taxi driver (who is doubling the speed limit), me and another cool guy, are laughing.

The journey calmed down for a bit until the camp guy got a text back from his mum that said:

"You said you didn't like boys"

We all cracked up. Those were the days.
 
A bloke at my school nicked my phone and text my dad "Hi dad, just thought i should let you know. Im Gay."

Worse was, he returned my phone to my desk and i was clueless till i was confronted by my dad on his return from work...

"Whats this about you being gay?!"

I was most confused.... (not in that way!)
 
kitten_caboodle said:
I texted a friend about my best mate, saying 'Yeah, she hasn't forgiven me yet, the witch is picking me up in about 10 minutes to go to the gym'. Of course, I sent it to the girl i was talking about who turned up and said 'Sorry, I couldn't fit my broomstick on the drive, I've had to park it around the corner' :o
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At least she took it light-heartedly :P
 
I was getting to know a girl at work who i really did like the look of, i gave her my number, well that was the plan but i somehow gave her my MUM'S number instead. :eek:

Either way, she texted a couple of days later and my Mum kindly said "Is this text meant to be for you?". :o

I wasn't really thinking straight.

=/
 
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