Can anyone tell me why exactly we keep entering this horrendous cackfest each year?
It doesn't matter who represents England, we will never win.
To be honest other countries put in more effort than we do - what have we put out that has deserved to win recently? Russia had one of their most famous pop stars, known across most of Eastern Europe. Lena from Germany had a hit album across Europe too.
There's been a switch away from cheesy recently and the countries that do well generally put something much better than the UK does out there. Engelbert will do badly because it looks to Europe like we are disrespecting the competition.