Enter for lolz

PardonTheWait · 20 May 2008 at 20:19

A bloke catches a tasty bird giving him the eye in the supermarket. 'Do I know you?' he says. She asks him 'aren't you the father of one of my children?'... He quickly throws his mind back to the only time he was unfaithful, and says 'Were you the hooker I ****ed over the snooker table at my stag do while your mate spanked me with a piece of wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my bum?'

'No,' she replies...

'I'm your daughter's teacher'

m@rty · 20 May 2008 at 20:20

Tefal · 20 May 2008 at 20:20

shouldn't that be her that says "you're my daughters teacher" him saying it just doesn't make for lolz

Nick1881 · 20 May 2008 at 20:20

Very good, makes a change usually they are awful on here lol

PardonTheWait · 20 May 2008 at 20:21

Tefal said:
shouldn't that be her that says "you're my daughters teacher" him saying it just doesn't make for lolz

It is her saying it. She is the teacher.

Alex UK · 20 May 2008 at 20:23

A decent joke for once...

-Exodus- · 20 May 2008 at 20:24

Alex UK said:
A decent joke for once...

i'm impressed :eek:

HungryHippos · 20 May 2008 at 20:25

I got one :

As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax... you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, " but another kept reminding me, "but John, you are a veterinarian."

PardonTheWait · 20 May 2008 at 20:25

All my joke threads are awesome. I can't help it.

Voltar · 20 May 2008 at 20:27

it was good.

What is in your sig though Mohinder? Ive been wondering...

PardonTheWait · 20 May 2008 at 20:29

Elara, she's an (ex) suicidegirl

Carzy · 20 May 2008 at 20:36

Mohinder said:
It is her saying it. She is the teacher.

I don't understand why people are misinterpreting it!?

Good joke Mohinder GOOD JOKE

JIM_BOB7813 · 20 May 2008 at 20:37

pretty funny

gumbald · 20 May 2008 at 20:39

Good stuff. I didn't manage lolz, maybe a little smile though.

FerociouS · 20 May 2008 at 20:50

haha, very good.

A2Z · 20 May 2008 at 20:56

Not funny.

Why on earth would a school teacher call one of her pupils her 'child'?

gumbald · 20 May 2008 at 21:04

"One of my children."

Nothing wrong with that phrase. Especially for early years at school, when it's a group of kids, rather than a "class".

Carzy · 20 May 2008 at 21:05

A2Z said:
Not funny.

Why on earth would a school teacher call one of her pupils her 'child'?

Because they do.

Marky · 20 May 2008 at 21:12

lol that is good

Lopéz · 20 May 2008 at 22:17

A2Z said:
Not funny.

Why on earth would a school teacher call one of her pupils her 'child'?

Teachers often refer to them as their children outside of school.