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Shimy182s joke beater time !!!

There was a Professor that always begun a lecture with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, some of the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so next morning he walked in and said, "Good morning Class. Did you hear the one about the shortage in whores in India?" With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. "Wait, ladies," cried the professor.


"The boat doesn't leave until tomorrow!"
 
shimy182 said:
Shimy182s joke beater time !!!

There was a Professor that always begun a lecture with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, some of the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so next morning he walked in and said, "Good morning Class. Did you hear the one about the shortage in whores in India?" With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. "Wait, ladies," cried the professor.


"The boat doesn't leave until tomorrow!"
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lol, could possible be the best one in this thread.
 
A woman goes to doctor with a bee up in her fanny. Doctor says "I'm gonna rub honey on my penis and insert it. When the bee smells it, I'll withdraw and he'll follow. "Ok", they agree. Doctor starts and woman begins to moan. Doctor starts to get faster and harder. Woman yells "what are you doing?". Doc says "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the *******!"

NO SWEARING
 
Moredhel said:
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice.

The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "He's a midget".
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best joke all thread
 
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