Caporegime
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ermmm......joke
- Thread starter Dead Dog
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Do it! Please god before he post another
Soldato
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Why did the melon explode?
Danger-seeds!
Why did the Carp dance?
Fish-ston!
What did the big elephant say to the little elephant?
ELEPHHHHHHANT!
Danger-seeds!
Why did the Carp dance?
Fish-ston!
What did the big elephant say to the little elephant?
ELEPHHHHHHANT!
Er... you what?
I agree! He'd have a better chance of not being banned if he screamed "BAN ME INSTEAD!!!
" instead of posting them awful jokes 
Caporegime
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EVER.
An expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make was walking down the high street one day and happened to look into a record shop. In the window was a new record which had all the sounds of European wasps on it.
He thought "I must have that," so he went into the shop and asked if he could listen to a few minutes of the record. The assistant put it on and told him to go into a booth. The expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make listened to the record and came out shaking his head.
He said "I don't recognize any of the sounds on that record and I am an expert on the sounds that wasps make."
The assistant said "I'll play a few more minutes of it." After a few more minutes the expert came out and said "I'm an an expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make but I don't recognize anything on that record."
The assistant looked at the record and then exclaimed, "I'm sorry, I have been playing you the Bee side."
He thought "I must have that," so he went into the shop and asked if he could listen to a few minutes of the record. The assistant put it on and told him to go into a booth. The expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make listened to the record and came out shaking his head.
He said "I don't recognize any of the sounds on that record and I am an expert on the sounds that wasps make."
The assistant said "I'll play a few more minutes of it." After a few more minutes the expert came out and said "I'm an an expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make but I don't recognize anything on that record."
The assistant looked at the record and then exclaimed, "I'm sorry, I have been playing you the Bee side."
A British pilot flies a bombing raid over Afghanistan, he drops his bombs and starts to head back to base over the border when he sees a man on a flying carpet. He has got loads of ammunition left so he strafes it and shoots it down.
He continues flying and is nearly back to base when he sees another flying carpet with a man sitting on it. So he shoots it down. When he gets back to base he tells his wing commander what ha has done and he replies, “You bloody fool you, those were Allied Carpets.”
He continues flying and is nearly back to base when he sees another flying carpet with a man sitting on it. So he shoots it down. When he gets back to base he tells his wing commander what ha has done and he replies, “You bloody fool you, those were Allied Carpets.”