Yeah well what do you think is going to happen, can't people do basic maths anymore.
Oh noes the ecocomists say it will be alright, are you better than an economist, well actually.... they haven't actually done too well have they. (they haven't got a flipping clue)
Ireland .... definitely no bailout required, oh well, ok just this once, but just to save the euro (banking system) though. um. oh yes quick to it before we have to have a vote and change the rules so no one can undo it.
Portugal .... we definitely don't need a bail out ... hmm unless the euro (banking system) needs saving.
Spain ...... oh no we would never need a bail out (whispering to ecb and imf, ... how much did you say you had left?... oh ****) Oh well our people will do this if required to save the euro (banking system).
5 years down the road, UK to IMF, do you have any cash you can lend us? IMF, I thought you had it all, boe ... we need to reprogram the spreadsheet to make more zeros.
UK banker... 'just of to get a coffee, anyone got £100 change'