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cu3ed · 10 May 2014 at 23:27

Cosimo said:
That would be a gimmick.

Nope, perhaps a lesbian tranny that's always wears a strap on.

ic1male · 10 May 2014 at 23:27

Super Tigers said:
ORF the Austrian TV company are now thinking were do we find the money for next year's show from.

Austria's not in a pickle is it? Increase supply of Viennese whirls.

Rojin · 10 May 2014 at 23:28

dunker said:
chaz n dave, that'll win it surely

Chas 'n Dave in drag? Double the impact?... Hmmm not sure...

Cosimo · 10 May 2014 at 23:28

Conchita Sausage, what drag.......

TurnipHead · 10 May 2014 at 23:29

Let's celebrate the winner with another performance from Poland!

el_dazza · 10 May 2014 at 23:29

Get in, all my bets came in.

rhysduck · 10 May 2014 at 23:30

TurnipHead said:
Let's celebrate the winner with another performance from Poland!

this

Aedus · 10 May 2014 at 23:32

At least Russell Brand won.

Craig1981 · 10 May 2014 at 23:33

To be fair, even without the beard, its still a good song.

But the beard just tips it over the edge into automatic winner.

Maccy · 10 May 2014 at 23:33

Entertaining lulz

ic1male · 10 May 2014 at 23:33

Danish tele did a brilliant job of that. The stage and lighting were epic.

iamtheoneneo · 10 May 2014 at 23:34

Yeh good song, good beard : nice win.

Rofflay · 10 May 2014 at 23:34

I thought it was a female wahabbist and then i found out its conchita a man with a beard from Austria what the flip lol!

Super Tigers · 10 May 2014 at 23:38

ic1male said:
Austria's not in a pickle is it? Increase supply of Viennese whirls.

They will put an extra €10 on the price of a lift pass, and add extra tax onto Wiener Schnitzel again

ic1male · 10 May 2014 at 23:40

You'd not recognise him without the beard.

estebanrey · 10 May 2014 at 23:49

I say next we year we enter a black gay blind transsexual Muslim in a wheelchair.

Rofflay · 10 May 2014 at 23:52

estebanrey said:
I say next year we enter a black gay blind transsexual Muslim midget in a wheelchair.

Fixed to be sig worthy.

mmj_uk · 10 May 2014 at 23:54

They really need to change the format, keep the country a secret and just have people vote on numbers or something.

stulid · 10 May 2014 at 23:57

Time for some ABBA related goodness.

Aedus · 10 May 2014 at 23:58

mmj_uk said:
They really need to change the format, keep the country a secret and just have people vote on numbers or something.

You mean so it's actually a singing contest and not an "ass-kissing-your-neighboring-countries-contest"?

Preposterous.

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