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Mr Jack · 22 May 2021 at 20:30

Was expecting the Russian Woman to get out into progressively smaller costumes #IAmDisappoint

robfosters · 22 May 2021 at 20:31

Those thighs could crack walnuts

Terminal_Boy · 22 May 2021 at 20:32

robfosters said:
Those thighs could crack walnuts

You’d need to jack her knees apart to get the walnut between them.

robfosters · 22 May 2021 at 20:33

That was awful

ThundyCat · 22 May 2021 at 20:34

I’ve never been convinced they’re singing live.

AndrewNR · 22 May 2021 at 20:34

robfosters · 22 May 2021 at 20:34

ThundyCat said:
I’ve never been convinced they’re singing live.

Surely someone of her size would be out of breath singing through that

robfosters · 22 May 2021 at 20:36

It’s a Portuguese Gene Autry

Feek · 22 May 2021 at 20:36

ThundyCat said:
I’ve never been convinced they’re singing live.

They are but all the music is pre-recorded. Anyone playing instruments are just for show.

The Cyprus doris was a bit out of tune to start but settled down.

ThundyCat · 22 May 2021 at 20:36

robfosters said:
Surely someone of her size would be out of breath singing through that

Yeah, I suspect they’re miming a live recording.

Terminal_Boy · 22 May 2021 at 20:37

Has anyone checked the Portuguese singer’s basement for Maddie?

ThundyCat · 22 May 2021 at 20:38

Nearly time for the UK entry!

Mr Jack · 22 May 2021 at 20:38

robfosters said:
Surely someone of her size would be out of breath singing through that

Never watched Opera, huh?

ThundyCat · 22 May 2021 at 20:39

Mr Jack said:
Never watched Opera, huh?

Opera singers are not breakdancing on stage though. :cry:

Raymond Lin · 22 May 2021 at 20:39

Did Norton just called the Serbian group “old”?

robfosters · 22 May 2021 at 20:39

My god they’re fit!

I want to go to Serbia

Kenai · 22 May 2021 at 20:41

robfosters said:
She’s easy on the eyes

robfosters said:
This is already distressing me by making me realise just how fit European women are compared to us brits

robfosters said:
Those thighs could crack walnuts

robfosters said:
My god they’re fit!

I want to go to Serbia

I guess you're not really watching for the music?

robfosters · 22 May 2021 at 20:42

Kenai said:
I guess you're not really watching for the music?

Is anyone of the male persuasion?

AndrewNR · 22 May 2021 at 20:43

Kenai said:
I guess you're not really watching for the music?

Who is

Jono8 · 22 May 2021 at 20:44

I vote Serbia

Terminal_Boy · 22 May 2021 at 20:44

robfosters said:
Is anyone of the male persuasion?

The big presenter in the pink dress and jail tattoos is.

Feek · 22 May 2021 at 20:45

C'mon James. Knock 'em dead.

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