*deep breath*Well I'm only listening to it for Wogan, same as everyone else I guess. Probably because we're on the sidelines we can have a laugh about it.
It gives you such a feeling of superiorityThis not only sums up Eurovision, but the EU and people in general.

If I'm the salt - you're the white sand!

I quite like this one.

She's... singing...
Looks like the crazy one from Wedding Crashers
Ask and yee shall receiveWe need more cheesey, dodgy, upbeat euro trash!

Greece provides!We need more cheesey, dodgy, upbeat euro trash!
Has the UK bird been on?