Soldato
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Funny but made me cringe like hell...damn my vivid imagination
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Evening Joke
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THIS!! is a joke..
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.
Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him £5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her £50.00.
The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him £5.00. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde £50.00
The blonde put the £50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him £5.
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.
Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him £5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her £50.00.
The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him £5.00. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde £50.00
The blonde put the £50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him £5.
Due to the extensive damage his little friend suffered when it comes to releasing fluid it will no longer come out of the directed hole.
As a result it could go everywhere, pointed out in the joke is the risk of getting it in the eye.
Therefore, a flute has many holes and placing your finger around the correct hole blocks the air coming out of it...now you need to use your imagination and compare flute to little friend.
Due to the extensive damage his little friend suffered when it comes to releasing fluid it will no longer come out of the directed hole.
As a result it could go everywhere, pointed out in the joke is the risk of getting it in the eye.
Therefore, a flute has many holes and placing your finger around the correct hole blocks the air coming out of it...now you need to use your imagination and compare flute to little friend.
Yes but I doubt any Surgeon would leave a penis just like that. I'm sure there are many Phalloplasty techniques that could be used, and would most probably be covered under the NHS.
