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Bermuda shorts and gucci belt
I'm going a wedding next Monday and I've got to dress like a right numpty because I'm the Brides Dad.
I'm really not looking forward to wearing that stuff all day.
Get your missus to cut the legs of off your trousers, just below the knee and sew in zips. Then you can wear trousers for the actual wedding part and just zip the bottoms of when you feel the need.
Looking forward to 'the happiest day of your daughters life' then?
It will be excellent once I get on the Guinness and they can just leave me in my wheelchair.
If you've only been invited to the evening do they obviously don't think much of you so wear what ever you are comfortable in.
jeans and a tshirt
all the evening wedding events I went to were just a big hall with music and chairs and a crap buffet though.
then people doing the conga around the streets and back inside etc
wait is doing the conga considered racist or cultural appropriation?
lol 90s probablyWas the last one you went to in the 80's......