Ever completely lost it and regretted it?

[Witcher1979]

Only thing I regret is opening this thread, and then coming back to it

 

[Yas786]

What does a hairstyle have to do with whether you are a bell-end or not?

Having hair doesnt make you any less of a bell-end..

LOL obviously my humour is lost on you...no point in trying to explain it to you.

 

[TurnipHead]

I got angry at my brother once, went into my room and started kicking my door in. Now it doesn't close all the way and makes fapping quite difficult.

 

[SKYNHEDD]

LOL obviously my humour is lost on you...no point in trying to explain it to you.

Sorry, I should have made the you bit bold.

 

[G-MAN2004]

Either way, don't post again.

Fixed for the sake of the community.

 

[Jonny69]

I got angry at my brother once, went into my room and started kicking my door in. Now it doesn't close all the way and makes fapping quite difficult.

I call shens. You can only kick the door in if you're on the outside. You were on the inside of your room, therefore you could only have kicked your door out. Therefore: liar liar, your pants are on fire

 

[mrk]

Spot the engineer

 

[Jonny69]

Au contraire...

 

[Irish_Tom]

I cut the end of my finger off with a steak knife whilst in a rage when I was 18.

I regret that pretty much every single day.

 

[arc@css]

I cut the end of my finger off with a steak knife whilst in a rage when I was 18.

I regret that pretty much every single day.

 

[floatindolphin]

there is no way i can control my temper unfortunately as a poor bus passenger found out, i was in line for the bus and just about to board when an old lady in her 70's tried to cut in line, well.. that was it.. i completely saw red, i grabbed her pull-a-long trolley with one hand and grabbed the shoulder of her elegant coat, i yanked her back through the remainder of the long bus queue, i span her around and tightly clenched my hand round her throat.

I asked her who the hell she thought she was but she ignored me, she just sort of made some gasping spitting sounds.. well that was the final straw in my eyes, she didn't even have the decency to give me an explination, i threw her, i threw the old line cutting lady and her trolley to the floor, her shopping went all over the pavement, people were screaming ( i could only assume it was because she had pushed in line), if it wasn't for the bus starting to pull away i would have finished her off right there and then...

 

[Pixel]

I once posted a long-winded and rather abusive retort on the internet.

 

[Irish_Tom]

I was working in a kitchen, super stressful environment and in the peak summer season.

Something tipped me over the edge and I grabbed the nearest thing to me (steak knife) with the intention of stabbing the nearest inanimate object to me (big pack of bacon).

Unfortunately the bacon was frozen and I was wearing wet latex gloves.

My hand slipped down the handle, over the blade and the end of the ring finger on my right hand went bye-bye.

I've never lost my temper like that since!

 

[SKYNHEDD]

I was working in a kitchen, super stressful environment and in the peak summer season.

Something tipped me over the edge and I grabbed the nearest thing to me (steak knife) with the intention of stabbing the nearest inanimate object to me (big pack of bacon).

Unfortunately the bacon was frozen and I was wearing wet latex gloves.

My hand slipped down the handle, over the blade and the end of the ring finger on my right hand went bye-bye.

I've never lost my temper like that since!

Jeeus, just reading that made me feel a bit funny....

Must have been a sharp blade too..

 

[icecold]

Sounds like you have some anger management issues.

God forbid should anyone hide my keys or my shoes - the mother of all rages

But that's OK because that's a perfectly reasonable thing to get mad about

I didn't know about the shoes.

Thanks!

 

[Cosimo]

I once posted a long-winded and rather abusive retort on the internet.

If you didn’t pick up your keyboard and smash it on the first person that walked by then it doesn’t count as rage.

 

[Muzza1875]

I literally hate OP.

+ 1

 

[Jonny69]

I was working in a kitchen, super stressful environment and in the peak summer season.

Something tipped me over the edge and I grabbed the nearest thing to me (steak knife) with the intention of stabbing the nearest inanimate object to me (big pack of bacon).

Unfortunately the bacon was frozen and I was wearing wet latex gloves.

My hand slipped down the handle, over the blade and the end of the ring finger on my right hand went bye-bye.

I've never lost my temper like that since!

Ayayaye! I can relate to this, in fact my hands are sweating thinking about it! I stabbed a kitchen knife into something before and my greasy hand slipped down the blade. It cut right into my middle two fingers and right into the knuckle on my little finger. I lost movement in that finger for over a year

 

[Threepwood]

Dear SKYNHEDD.

If you are not a troll... Please consider seeking medical help, it is painfully obvious that you have some deep seated issues that need addressing.

If you are preemptive now, it will save you from really regretting something you might do in the future.

I have to ask, are you taking any steroids and such atm?

 

[Irish_Tom]

Ayayaye! I can relate to this, in fact my hands are sweating thinking about it! I stabbed a kitchen knife into something before and my greasy hand slipped down the blade. It cut right into my middle two fingers and right into the knuckle on my little finger. I lost movement in that finger for over a year

Glad I'm not the only one. Not a nice experience though.