Ever get bored while wiring a plug?

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Then feel sorry for the poor sap that had to fit this lot ...

Every single one of those brass circles is a bayonet light fitting. Cut into the artex'd ceiling and wired from above. HOW piddled off must the guy have been after finishing that lot? From a time when 3 million 15w pigmy bulbs would impress the punters

A friend of mine has got hold of a club in Newquay and we're just starting to refurbish it to open as a strip club. Seeing some of the kit this place is kitted out with is a serious step back in time

 

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Thankfully (for me) we've got a couple of 20 year old labourers to do the "fun stuff". Each bulb holder has to have it's brass locking collar unscrewed, then be pushed up through the artex so that the plasterer can redo the ceiling.

If i'm feeling generous i might even turn the mains off while they're doing it