Everyday problems that require solutions

i've got a top sugestion but i'd have to kill everyone reading this thread in order to protect my master plan for future world domination
 
I'm opening a vintage bottle of wine. The damned cork snaps because I'm already disgustingly drunk. I don't want the cork falling into the wine, nor do I want damned bits floating into it.

Help!

Ant :cool:
 
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