Everything you thought is wrong

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Ill start off with a simple statement: 2=1.

Its true, look here:

if a=b then

a²=ab
a²-b²=ab-b²
(a-b)(a+b)=b(a-b)
a+b=b
b+b=b
2b=b
so
2=1


If you think thats bad, 0=1 ! which means that on=off, yes=no, false=true...

0=0+0+0...
0=(1-1)+(1-1)+(1-1)...
then when you move the parenthesis
0=1+(-1+1)+(-1+1)+(-1+1)...
0=1+0+0+0...
therefore
0=1


And what about our money system. all our money is worth nothing that we thought it was

£1=100p
=(10p)²
=(£0.10)²
=£0.01
=1p


and if we can still agree that 0=1 then 1p=0p so we are all infact broke :(

and we teach this stuff in schools :eek:
 
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