When the incident occurs, it does so well in advance of any toilet paper going anywhere near my derriere, so your solution is crap.
wireless electricity
Am I misreading that or are you openly admiting to crapping your pants?
How about ion propulsion for movement in space.
Qinetiq have developed an Ion Drive and installed them onto spacecrafts. I know for a fact that one was released into space in 2009 and functioned just fine.
http://www.gizmag.com/qinetiq-ion-drive-mercury/14416/
http://www.qinetiq.com/home/markets.../electric_propulsion/electric_propulsion.html
Self assembling carbon nanotube semiconductors on a DNA scaffold? (Potential for self assembly of tiny processors)
The N Machine... generates 5x more energy than it consumes, invented in the 70's, sold to Indian Nuclear company and shelved by forces from above.
That have any relation to Steorn's Orbo?
Kincheloe noted that the drag of the rotating magnetized gyroscope is only 13 to 20 percent of a conventional generator operating at an ideal 100 percent efficiency. The DePalma N machine therefore could produce electricity at around 500 percent efficiency.