eyebrows??

[geeza]

As of last night I now have no eyebrows or hair. Was very drunk and someone took a patch out my head with a bic, i then finished the rest off with an electric shaver. Im not too bothered about the hair on my head but as I have no eyebrows I look like one of the egg heads off eurotrash/someone with a terminal illness

How long will they take to grow back? I have fair hair so only had thin eye brows but I just look stupid at the moment

 

[geeza]

Mustard is your friend tbh.

?

is there anything I can do/buy to make my hair and brows grow faster?

 

[geeza]

It will take a long time for the eyebrows to grow back, they will also grow back thicker and longer as the hairs have been cut stimulating growth.

Give it a few months and you will have eyebrows like Dennis Healey!

good, i know a girl who had hers shaved off and they took years to grow back!

 

[geeza]

I DEMAND PICTURES!

please!

i look like a fetus, i also dont want them going around the net thanks

 

[geeza]

i have some somerfield english mustard. do i just paste it over where my brows once were?

 

[geeza]

Argh!

I'll do all the things under the sun to my mates if they deck out in the name of comedy, but we always have a rule that it's nothing that takes weeks to grow back/come off etc.

Harsh dude

i was too drunk to know who did it! im not too impressed, mothers day on sun and im off home tomorrow. i look like a right *****!

 

[geeza]

Dimoxinyl is just a brand name for brassica juncea, which is the active hair-growth promoting ingredient in common mustard.

Colemans powder contains the highest concentration of juncea, but caution needs to be taken with application, as it may sting mucous membranes.

its on, it stings a little but not much. should i just leave it on?

 

[geeza]

Did you put a bit in the corner of your eye?

Dont work if you didnt

you jokin i take it, im not going to rub mustard into my eyes!!!!

 

[geeza]

Nah only a little bit in the corner, does the world of good man

really now, are you jokin or not? someone?

 

[geeza]

knackers to that, i dont want to be a blind fetus!

 

[geeza]

The eye thing is pretty crap dude, he aint that stupid

nah however that mustard tastes yummy. seems to taste really nice with this hangover i still have

 

[geeza]

how long do i leave it on for? its hard now and has been for the past 10 minutes

 

[geeza]

how long do i leave it on?

 

[geeza]

Rich has it right (in the old thread).

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showpost.php?p=6348905&postcount=14

thanks. it wont get the pillow messy as it goes hard anyway.

 

[geeza]

Not sure it should be going hard this soon :S

What brand have you used? Can we take a look?

somerfield english mustard, "a traditional hot mustard ideal with hot or cold meats" (or faces!)

 

[geeza]

Apart from the fact that isothiocyanate compounds are severe irritants and damage mucous membranes.

? so is it good to put mustard on my face or not?

 

[geeza]

oooh +44, itching for them to release their album! or just release a couple more songs

it seemed like you almost believed the mustard in the eye thing btw geeza

yeh, i was about to do it aswell! there could have been some science behind it like edge of the eye having something to do with the brows. i dunno.

I would post pics but i fear i will end up like that little fat kid that was on here a while back.

In Fact **** it. here you all go, me as a criminal look-a-like . ill keep you all posted on how the mustard application goes! The hat will do for work tomorrow but ive found out were having a family dinner party on saturday night when i go home!! brilliant! do i look like a burglar in the hat?

 

[geeza]

Dude, smile! You look rather intimidating like that.

when i smile i look like a big bald gay!

 

[geeza]

Its the eyes its the eyes!!!!

*Runs off crying*

lol. have it as your sig

 

[geeza]