Soldato
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Bob: how is the breach of the american launch system going?
Alice: not well, i've tried everything and i still can't get past them
Bob: is there another way in?
Alice: no, although possibly we could take an indirect route
Bob: how do you propose we do this?
Alice: well the americans have a complete madman in their election campaign
Bob: and how does this help us?
Alice: well we could hack into their media sites and proclaim a false result that he won
Bob: won't they just re-count and then re-tell the truth?
Alice: this is the beauty of the plan- at this point we tell everyone a re-count is un-democratic and anti American, that'll silence them pretty quickly.
Bob: how do we get the madman to launch the nukes once he's president?
Alice: this is the best part- we won't need to
fortunately, whilst the facebook tech's couldn't figure out what they were saying, google translate can.