So I didn't realise this was a thing. I have a facebook account but use an alter alias. In fact, I had another alias before this one but they asked me to change it as it was clearly not a real name, so I changed it to something else just as ludicrous. I don't want my real name on there, I want to remain anonymous, and a silly name is, well, more fun than "John Smith".
Anyhow, I logged in today to be greeted with another request to change my name as they suspect my current one is not genuine, except this time in order to change it I must submit a scan of my identification. Does anyone else think that is ludicrous?
Well I seldom use Facebook anyway, granted it comes useful to stalk beautiful people and I also like that I can access photos of relatives, particularly those who have now deceased, but I use it so little it makes no odds other than for that. I just don't understand how someone can have a profile for their pet dog and pretend to be that dog and reply to peoples messages, yet 'Mike Litoris' is completely unacceptable
Needless to say, au revoir FB, you fascist pigs!
./TL: DR COOL STORY BRO
E: I should read back my posts before I hit submit - stalking beautiful people in the same sentence as dead relatives. Edgy!
Anyhow, I logged in today to be greeted with another request to change my name as they suspect my current one is not genuine, except this time in order to change it I must submit a scan of my identification. Does anyone else think that is ludicrous?
Well I seldom use Facebook anyway, granted it comes useful to stalk beautiful people and I also like that I can access photos of relatives, particularly those who have now deceased, but I use it so little it makes no odds other than for that. I just don't understand how someone can have a profile for their pet dog and pretend to be that dog and reply to peoples messages, yet 'Mike Litoris' is completely unacceptable

./TL: DR COOL STORY BRO
E: I should read back my posts before I hit submit - stalking beautiful people in the same sentence as dead relatives. Edgy!

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