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I like me, and I'm more important than any of you maggots.

You are like the Princess Eugenie of the forums. Important... but no one cares.

I mean seriously, I had no idea who she was until I googled for a rubbish member of the Royal family.
 
We got a company wide email about Facebook from IT today saying that they have had to deal with quite a few cases of infections by the koobface worm via Facebook today.

I know most people on her won't be stupid enough to fall for most tricks but thought I'd mention it anyway.
 
Kill yourself.

Basically someone has taken over your life and is doing a much better job of it.

It's true, the only life style choice left is to live out the rest of your days in a cave. You should sharpen your universal squirrel/sea gull spear now while you still have the chance.
 
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