Facial hair growth :D

Tom0 · 27 Jan 2006 at 15:44

Borris said:
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Sic · 27 Jan 2006 at 15:46

Tom0...are there anymore examples of your drawings anywhere...the one in your sig's well cool

Tom0 · 27 Jan 2006 at 15:48

Sic said:
Tom0...are there anymore examples of your drawings anywhere...the one in your sig's well cool

which sig? they are on a rotation..

Melm0 · 27 Jan 2006 at 15:48

benneh said:
If the mustard doenst work you could try drawing rabbits on your face. From a distance they will look like hares !!1!1111!!1111! BWAAHAHAHAHA.

Oh dear... :rolleyes:

Sic · 27 Jan 2006 at 15:48

sorry, shoulda been more clear...when you click the sig

Tom0 · 27 Jan 2006 at 15:51

Sic said:
sorry, shoulda been more clear...when you click the sig

No sorry, thats the first one i did...

only joking, image google "grim reaper" on large image size

Mic · 1 Feb 2006 at 20:14

Dear OCUK:
For tha past week Iv been routinely smearing my face with mustard every night and leaving it on for 15 minutes and washing off. I have had little results. My face is itching, burning, turning slightly yellow and I reak of mustard. My dog continualy tries to lick my face. I fear my skin may soon start peeling away!!
Tell me OCUK, what should i do now.

Scuzi · 1 Feb 2006 at 20:15

-Mic- said:
Dear OCUK:
For tha past week Iv been routinely smearing my face with mustard every night and leaving it on for 15 minutes and washing off. I have had little results. My face is itching, burning, turning slightly yellow and I reak of mustard. My dog continualy tries to lick my face. I fear my skin may soon start peeling away!!
Tell me OCUK, what should i do now.

Replace the mustard with urine. I'm told it works a treat. Honest. Throw some faeces in for good measure.

Mic · 1 Feb 2006 at 20:18

Scuzi said:
Replace the mustard with urine. I'm told it works a treat. Honest.

I shall begin immediatly. How dehydrated urine type should i use?

Scuzi · 1 Feb 2006 at 20:25

Dont drink for a few days. The browner and more weetabix like it is, the better. A strong smell of sugar puffs from it means it's just right.

Mic · 1 Feb 2006 at 20:27

Scuzi said:
Dont drink for a few days. The browner and more weetabix like it is, the better. A strong smell of sugar puffs from it means it's just right.

Now, do you recommend dipping it in a sustained flow of water, or splashing it on once?

Scuzi · 1 Feb 2006 at 20:36

Splashing it on should do the job. Rub it deep into your pores so it can get to work straight away. If you can mix it with muck from a field in Monasterboice you'll be able to make a nice paste to last you all day long.

Mic · 1 Feb 2006 at 20:39

Scuzi said:
Splashing it on should do the job. Rub it deep into your pores so it can get to work straight away. If you can mix it with muck from a field in Monasterboice you'll be able to make a nice paste to last you all day long.

Bit far to travel but im sure the urine will do fine. Stay tuned for updates people.

perplex · 1 Feb 2006 at 21:26

OK people, reality check. Is the mustard thing real? I still can't figure out if you're all joking or not?

Scuzi · 1 Feb 2006 at 21:29

perplex said:
OK people, reality check. Is the mustard thing real? I still can't figure out if you're all joking or not?

Give it a try

p4radox · 1 Feb 2006 at 21:30

perplex said:
OK people, reality check. Is the mustard thing real? I still can't figure out if you're all joking or not?

I don't get it. All these people swear by it and you can't accept it? I tried it when I was 14 and it kick-started my facial hair growth. Now I HAVE to shave every day it's so effective. I've heard about the urine thing too but it sounds a little bit hardcore for me - apparently it was discovered by the Chinese or something?

perplex · 1 Feb 2006 at 21:37

Yes, but there's nothing on google about it. If it was true I'd love to try it, but have a hard time believing it right now.

p4radox · 1 Feb 2006 at 21:42

perplex said:
Yes, but there's nothing on google about it. If it was true I'd love to try it, but have a hard time believing it right now.

It's folk-lore, passed on by word-of-mouth alone. Anyway, you're the one missing out, it's a great technique.

perplex · 1 Feb 2006 at 21:44

Something so "well known" would be on google for sure. There's not even ONE reference I could find.

surfsquid · 1 Feb 2006 at 21:58

ah! but which version of google are you using?