Factory explosion

[Haggisman]

apart from it's pronounced howda

Technically speaking, it's actually pronounced with a wierd throat clearing sound which doesn't translate very well into text

 

[snips86x]

Wow, what a mature thread!!

 

[JRS]

<insert cheese-related pun here>

 

[balky12]

Gets goat...

Fixed.

 

[balky12]

Wow, what a mature thread!!

Stop wine'in

 

[TheBDog]

Reports of damage to a nearby cottage were grape'ly exaggerated.

Rumours lead us to believe that it may have been a rind up.

 

[randal]

It's all quite a pickle really.

 

[HecFam]

Wow, this is really cheese and cheese related things.

 

[randal]

To be honest it saved the bread, err I mean thread.

 

[Mat]

Maybe it was a cheese bomb... (look it up you heathens)

 

[twist3d0n3]

Technically speaking, it's actually pronounced with a wierd throat clearing sound which doesn't translate very well into text

khkhkhkhkhkhkhkowda

 

[ZXSpectrum]

Someone has been watching Celebrity Juice..

 

[Haggisman]

Someone has been watching Celebrity Juice..

Surely no-one is that bored on a WhateverDayOfTheWeekIt'sOn night?

 

[Mat]

I prefer "Fru 'key'ole"

 

[Dj_Jestar]

I think you mean there is Le Brie everywhere.

 

[Rotty]

police say it's suspicious and they think the British prome minister and the actor from Smokey and the Bandit may have been involved

people should call them if the see ...............Cam 'n' Burt

 

[Josh]

police say it's suspicious and they think the British prome minister and the actor from Smokey and the Bandit may have been involved

people should call them if the see ...............Cam 'n' Burt

Get out.

 

[leaskovski]

 

[Cosimo]

The rescue teams are caerphilly sifting through all the de brie looking for clues.

 

[metachi]

so this is where Kim Jong-Un disappeared to!