Fake chocolate bars

[iCraig]

Hear hear, I was actually going to say the same thing. What kind of stupid name is Snickers?

Quite a few bars have ghey names. "Curly Wurly" Camp as ****.

 

[semi-pro waster]

Quite a few bars have ghey names. "Curly Wurly" Camp as ****.

I'll raise your Curly Wurly campness with a "Starburst" - used to be Opal Fruits but that name just didn't obviously conjour up enough mincing.

 

[Deleted member 329]

mr choco is the BEST and you get like 10 for the price 0f 2 inferior snickers

 

[Spie]

He's one even I can just remember - Aztec.

 

[thecremeegg]

tesco jaffa cakes are good, 54p for 24....im addicted

 

[jamoor]

pwn.

also gold bars anyone?
or white mice?

 

[Welshy]

Asda's version is fantastc, I can't remember what they're called.

Mighty bars or something but they are an exact copy of Snickers.

Beat me to it. Not the peanut ones though, the twix versions, VERY nice stuff

 

[KNiVES]

I love the Tesco's milk chocolate range.

 

[AJUK]

I agree that Snickers is a very stupid name and when I am elected as new benevolent dictator my frst duty will be to insist that they are renamed immediately back to Marathon. However, before that momentous day, I will take your Aztec, Maverick and Gold Bars and raise you a.......TEXAN BAR!

 

[Daveyboy]

Everyone rips Lidl but it's a good place to shop.

Agreed, its just usually full of unwashed smelly scumbags and that's just the staff

 

[Ricochet J]

Bring back Marathons I say.

What's that then? Was it in my lifetime (i'm 17)?




I remember those crisp packets which you had to salt yourself, but, that's not in question here.

I'd say Morrisons Mini Rolls beat the real Cadbury ones anyday.

 

[AJUK]

Agreed, its just usually full of unwashed smelly scumbags and that's just the staff

Half of Poland seems to have taken up residence in mine.

 

[Saytan]

hexcuse me.... do you 'ave ze snickers

 

[Richdog]

I'm normally a bit suspicious about dodgy ripoff products, especially when it comes to chocolate bars. Sainsburys in particular make far inferior own-brand versions of the real thing but I have to say the Mister Choc "Peanut-Choco" from Lidl is a fine substitution for a Snickers.

Gets a thumbs up from me.

Any other good ones out there?

Ok guys I am necro'ing this thread as 15 years later it is absolutely still relevant and avoids me making a new one. I would like to hereby declare that...

Lidl Peanut & Choco bars are better than Snickers.

There, I said it. Not only does the chocolate taste good, but it has more peanut, more caramel and far less of that sickly-sweet faux-nougat nonsense. It is what Snickers wants to be. Pure.

That is all.

 

[spoffle]

Not really fake anything, but the Choco-Banana things (chocolate covered foamish banaanas) from Lidls taste like hot sex mixed with 30 flaming orgasms! (Good in other words )

What's Lidls?

 

[Richdog]

What's Lidls?

That was lame.

 

[Zatoichi.uK]

Aldi fruit and nut is way nicer than Cadburys and only 85p. Eat way too much tbh ha.

 

[Diddums]

What's Lidls?

A shop. In the outside, where the other people are.

 

[Kelt]

Aldi fruit and nut is way nicer than Cadburys and only 85p. Eat way too much tbh ha.

Concur.

Cadbury chocolate has been horrible since Kfart changed the recipe.

 

[Terminal_Boy]

Chocolate bars and biscuits from Lidl and Aldi are at least equal to those of big supermarket chains own brands and compare well to much more expensive name brands.