Fake cigarettes

This reminds me of my friend who is "never sick when he drinks". He'd go out and drink the best part of a bottle of Vodka, then he'd get a burger or some other junk food, throw his guts up all night, then complain the next day how the food was bad because he's never sick when he drinks.
 
yhack said:
Fake? WTF?
Why didn't you just go to a shop?
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That would take effort, plus, £2.50 for 20.

I have 6-7 pints in the pub some nights, just quiet drinking, trust me, it wasn't the booze.

Anyways i'm quite sure it was down to the fags now, never had a hangover this bad, reckon I might have some sort of poisoning. Unless it was the food...
 
I would have thought "fake" cigarettes would be a lot more hassle than simply getting in cheap cigarettes from duty free or a foreign country.
 
pitchfork said:
That would take effort, plus, £2.50 for 20.

I have 6-7 pints in the pub some nights, just quiet drinking, trust me, it wasn't the booze.

Anyways i'm quite sure it was down to the fags now, never had a hangover this bad, reckon I might have some sort of poisoning. Unless it was the food...
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Cigarettes give you a hangover now? :D , even if they were fake fags I fail to see how they would give you the hangover :D , Put it down to the booze, I've heard it all before.
 
Roflcopter. Fake fags. Oh well culls the gene pool :p can only be good to make fags that kill quicker.
 
Your suffereing from TFS ,toxic fag syndrome, cigarettes can be made from cow or horse droppings because when its dried it looks like tobacco, nomads in remote areas like Mongolia smoke fags like this so if you suddenly get the urge to camp out on the lawn - - - - - - :p
 
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what the hell are you doing buying cigarettes off a Chav? Its only about £2 - £3 for a pack of 10 at the newsagents
 
If you're trying to make cigarettes as cheaply as possible, why add heavy metals like lead, or things like arsenic? You'd want to get away with putting the cheapest things possible in there... keeping it as simple as possible I'd have thought.

It wouldn't surprise me if this was a government scare tactic.
 
I dunno but I still feel like crap today, the last time i had a hangover that lasted more than a day I drank 16 pints and a lot of vodka, ended up in farringdon park and waking up without my wallet, phone or shirt.
Something weren't right, I know that much.
 
daz said:
If you're trying to make cigarettes as cheaply as possible, why add heavy metals like lead, or things like arsenic? You'd want to get away with putting the cheapest things possible in there... keeping it as simple as possible I'd have thought.

It wouldn't surprise me if this was a government scare tactic.
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i'm going to go along with that also. if the government were so concerned with the publics health, they would ban cigarettes, but seeing that tax money stops them from doing that, it makes sense that throwing out a story like this is based on protecting that tax money.
 
pitchfork said:
I knew they were fakes but I smoked them anyway.
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Why? Surely the whole point of smoking is to feed the addiction, or to enjoy the 'flavour'; neither of which you get from fakes by the sounds of it.

"Oh man, this bar man has given me urine instead of beer, I'll drink it anyway!"
 
iCraig said:
Why? Surely the whole point of smoking is to feed the addiction, or to enjoy the 'flavour'; neither of which you get from fakes by the sounds of it.

"Oh man, this bar man has given me urine instead of beer, I'll drink it anyway!"
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True, but half the percent of smokers I know, do it sociably rather than for any other means.
 
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