Super Mutant: 'Tally ho, just gawna have a ickle' munch on ya noggin' if ye don't mind that too much me good sir.'
American protagonist: '**** off ya tea sucking limey!'
Super Mutant: 'Jolly good then, cheerio!' *skips off to enjoy tea and crumpets in the corner* 'Oh gawsh, me teeth fell out, that's nary much good now is it, what's me gawna do nar.'
Quest accepted: Get Basil the Super Mutant new teeth.
While searching the ruins of one of London's many false tooth establishments, you are accosted by a group of Ghouls.
'Oi blud, we are bare gonna shank ya if ya don't give us ya crumpets!'
*player unholsters the only gun in Britain*
'Allow it man, we aint got no beef innit was a joke! Safe yeah!'
*Ghouls drop their pen knives and BB guns and flee the scene, running past an awkward corpse of a Royal Guard still standing with his rifle*
The player finds new teeth for Basil, and delivers them to him promptly.
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