This is the coolest story in ages.
If i get accused of such things i just call the guy a c word then move on, not cause a kerfuffle.
Tell him to get a real job :L Police man in dress up.I hope you're not telling porkies. Right thing to doTell him to get a real job :L Police man in dress up.

You can state the name, no need to act like a BBC presenter.
Ok you got me.
I usually kill their families and curl a brown one through the letterbox.
edited: for clarity

I would have expected an apology after it was proven that I didn't steal anything. I always set off peeps at my local tesco when i buy meat because they have those anti-theft badges on them and they don't get removed when you pay for it.
Never been through anything like this in my life and am gobsmacked as I work in the security industry and this could cost me my job. It is a small town and two co-workers have already called me saying they saw me detained outside this supermarket beginning with T.
I just can't believe it.
I used to work in one of the big four, remember on several occasions having to apprehend people in the car park for stealing things. If I searched someone who I though was stealing, to find out that they had nothing on them, I would offer them a full apology there and then. Sounds like they're being totally out of order in this situation. I would push for a formal apology if I were you.
In fairness to the OP, I would be a little ****** but then I would realise that I have a life and deal with it. Sounds like you have given them a reason prior, as they seem to be singling you out?