Fat Queens From Satan

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Damn right. Those fat ugly girls who dance and try to flirt with everything male in clubs, are the most grotesque and disgusting things I've ever had to put up with.

Mmmm, curry and rice. :D

Phil.
 
OvertoneBliss said:
Damn right. Those fat ugly girls who dance and try to flirt with everything male in clubs, are the most grotesque and disgusting things I've ever had to put up with.

Mmmm, curry and rice. :D

Phil.

Did you wake up nxt to one or somthing :p
 
OvertoneBliss said:
They wish, that's for sure. :p

Slimey, horrible, desperate and horny dogs just trying to do anything. *shivers*

Phil.

Just close your eyes and pretend your playing with a giant gorrilla. Dont worry they will leave you alone soon enough :p
 
Zip said:
Just close your eyes and pretend your playing with a giant gorrilla. Dont worry they will leave you alone soon enough :p

Its just tennis, at the end of the day exercise is exercise.

KaHn
 
BrenOS said:
As opposed to lovestruck needy young men who keep making the same mistakes?

Would these mistakes be premiture ejaculating :p

I dont make that mistake :D
 
Back in my youth and before I got married of course.........

Big uns are great because.....

Section A

1. They don't get it often so they really make an effort.
2. They are more likely to "expiriment" (See number 1)
3. Play your cards right your pretty much gaurenteed a second helping as and when.

Section B

Single mums are great due too......

1. They are single.
2. 9/10 have a council house so a bed for the night is included.
3. See Section A part 1,2 and 3.

For the record I never needed to tbe drunk either.

For the record I do not need to be or have even been drunk when performing any of the above. Although poor disco lighting may have played a part.
 
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Vic from work made me laugh when talking about a fancy **** (slang to use one's hand for personal pleasure) the other day.

I don't think I can post it here but if you google it you should find it.
 
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