Favorite quotes?

Dr House · 1 Jun 2006 at 19:04

Post your favorite quotes.

Einstein

A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death

Glaucus · 1 Jun 2006 at 19:07

It'll all be OK in the end. If it's not OK, it's not the end.

No idea who said it though, Some one in GD uses it in there sig though.

LostCorpse · 1 Jun 2006 at 19:07

Every new Experience is a good experience

kitten_caboodle · 1 Jun 2006 at 19:08

HENRY YOUNGMAN said:
"My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."

BILL SHANKLY said:
If Everton were playing at the bottom of my garden, I'd close the curtains

iCraig · 1 Jun 2006 at 19:08

If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.
David Brent

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
David Brent

Belmit · 1 Jun 2006 at 19:09

Compromise is meeting halfway with someone who's wrong.

Belmit, whilst working for IBM, 2001.

Otacon · 1 Jun 2006 at 19:09

AcidHell2 said:
No idea who said it though

I believe I posted it once, cant remember who told it me though, was a while ago.

Mic · 1 Jun 2006 at 19:09

Dont pee into the wind

iCraig · 1 Jun 2006 at 19:09

AcidHell2 said:
No idea who said it though, Some one in GD uses it in there sig though.

Mr Otacon.

wsurfa · 1 Jun 2006 at 19:10

One of my favs

Man to posh lady : Would you sleep with me for £1m?
Posh Lady: yes
Man: How about £5
Lady: What sort of woman do you think I am??
Man: I believe we have established what sort of woman you are, we are now merely negotiating a price

I think it's attributed to Churchill

Raymond Lin · 1 Jun 2006 at 19:10

Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened

cleanbluesky · 1 Jun 2006 at 19:10

Frank Zappa said:
Dont eat yellow snow

Mic · 1 Jun 2006 at 19:11

If in life you dont succed, kill yourself loser
-Voltair.

Morthoseth · 1 Jun 2006 at 19:12

Do, or do not. There is no try

Von Smallhausen · 1 Jun 2006 at 19:12

We take risks not to escape life, but to stop life escaping us.

Haly · 1 Jun 2006 at 19:13

Otacon said:
I believe I posted it once, cant remember who told it me though, was a while ago.

Yup you did. It's something I try to remind myself from time to time when I need to.

JohnnyG · 1 Jun 2006 at 19:13

"Kiss my face" - Alan Partridge

dymetrie · 1 Jun 2006 at 19:14

Luke Rhinehart said:
It is necessary to resign from the human race....
...with a forged signature of course

Dymetrie said:
I have seen the future, it's strangely familiar

Dymetrie said:
The feekmobile, it's like the batmobile but with a better radio

JohnnyG · 1 Jun 2006 at 19:15

"Sheva will never leave Milan" - BoomAM

Stellios · 1 Jun 2006 at 19:15

In my sig.

Favorite quotes?

Man of Honour

Woman of Honour