Favourite movie lines

[Van Hellseek]

Post your favourite movie lines:

Woah! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend near 400 gallons of nitroglycerine.

 

[Brian8bit]

You're ****ing there mate! [Points at the palm of his hand] So get in that car and **** OFF!

 

[Destination]

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Must say I have always liked this line, not original in any way, but a great line, well delivered.

 

[Mahnsikir]

When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

"Erin go Braugh". What the **** does that mean?

It's Irish for "You're ****ed."

 

[Schizo]

Surprised that a girl with an IQ over seventy can give you a hard on?

ginger from swordfish.

 

[fozzybear]

'You should not drink and bake'.

 

[Belmit]

Glass? Who gives a **** about glass?!

Just perfectly delivered with the surprise and contempt it deserves... and leads into broken glass becoming a big problem for McClane later on.

 

[a1ex2001]

Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch.

I know it's a chick flick etc etc but the way that line is delivered just kills me every time.

 

[AtticusFinch]

"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I, uh, I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them."

PRIVATE JOKER in Full Metal Jacket (1987)

 

[Armitage Shanks]

We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die, LOSES!

Many classic hot shots part deux quotes but if I had to pick just one that'd be it.

 

["andy"]

the opening lines from once upon a time in the west. but you really need to watch the full intro for effect with 10 minutes of tension building