Favourite quote

Here is my final point...About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography...What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, or take into my body as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? And for those who are having a little moral dilemma in your head about how to answer that question, I'll answer it for you. NONE of your ****ing business. Take that to the bank, cash it, and go ****ing on a vacation out of my life.
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The Legend - Bill Hicks
 
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
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- Osama Bin Laden

"I know it is unpopular. I know the timing is unpopular. I know the whole thing is unpopular. But I believe it is the right thing."
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- Adolf Hitler

"I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country"
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-Muammar Gaddafi
 
I have a few, here are some of my favourites:

Other person: 'I like to try and think outside the box'
Me: 'There is no box'

Agent Smith: 'I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.'

Katsumoto: 'Many of our customs seem strange to you. And the same is true of yours. For example, not to introduce yourself is considered extremely rude, even among enemies.'
 
soundood said:
The Legend - Bill Hicks
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Have another :D

Did you know that when a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? And you're trying to tell me that your child is special because one out of 200 million -- that load! we're talking one load! -- connected. Gee, what are the ****ing odds? 200 million; you know what that means? I have wiped civilizations off my chest with a gray gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel! That is special. And I want you to remember that, you two egg-carrying beings out there, with that holier-than-thou "we have the gift of life" attitude. I've tossed universes...in my underpants...while napping! Boom! A milky way shoots into my jockey shorts, "Aaaah, what's for ****ing breakfast?"
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A sad loss to us all.
 
Widely quoted on the internet, with various versions:
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
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...So quit your moaning and GTFO
 
Here is a selection of mine that came to mind:

"Once you get to earth orbit, you're halfway to anywhere in the universe." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience" - Anon

"The dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow" - Robert Goddard

"Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!" - Aragorn

"Mathematics is not a Philosophy, Philosophy is a Mathematics" - Friend of mine


Most of Mark Twains and Churchills quotes are excellent as well.
 
Think of the average person and how stupid they are. Now think that 50% of all people are even more stupid than that.
 
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