Feel like hell, someone cheer me up please...

Tefal · 26 Mar 2011 at 23:08

Morba said:
That's a saying for losers. Just like 'if you love them let them go, if they love you they will come back'. Bull.

So winners keep em shackled in the basement?

Cleeecooo · 26 Mar 2011 at 23:09

Morba said:
That's a saying for losers. Just like 'if you love them let them go, if they love you they will come back'. Bull.

Exactly.
Shayper, sh** happens. Get over it and stol teliing a bloody computer forum!!!

[FnG]magnolia · 26 Mar 2011 at 23:11

This may cheer you up :

e : actually, this is only funny if you own a Subaru and ignore the fourth picture (which I didn't post because it's probatable). So yeah, maybe not that funny after all.

FoxEye · 26 Mar 2011 at 23:12

Morba said:
That's a saying for losers. Just like 'if you love them let them go, if they love you they will come back'. Bull.

Well, it's something you wouldn't agree with unless you'd never been in love, I guess.

Those of us who haven't ever had a girlfriend consider the OP lucky; even if his current relationship is coming to and end, he at least had the ability to start one in the first place.

[FnG]magnolia · 26 Mar 2011 at 23:17

FoxEye said:
Well, it's something you wouldn't agree with unless you'd never been in love, I guess.

Those of us who haven't ever had a girlfriend consider the OP lucky; even if his current relationship is coming to and end, he at least had the ability to start one in the first place.

I was going to rip into this until I realised exactly what you were saying. Change your life, dude. Just - as Nike says - do it. Change things up and be happy

Metalface Mark · 27 Mar 2011 at 00:03

You have an i7 at 4.4ghz - YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE SAD ABOUT.

bJN · 27 Mar 2011 at 00:05

Get your arse back to Norwich and we'll smack the town on Thursday

WAIT, WE ALREADY ARE!

subbytna · 27 Mar 2011 at 00:10

Dunks said:
This time next week she'll be getting her pasty smashed by someone else.

^I shouldn't have but....genuine LOL^

Overslop · 27 Mar 2011 at 00:10

Maybe she was infected with HIV so now you have split up from her you have less chance of contracting it. If you don't already have it yourself now too.

Murray · 27 Mar 2011 at 00:12

Gets me every time

Podmonkey · 27 Mar 2011 at 00:13

Porn + beer + cake + crying then you can write it all up on your blog and throw a hissy fit to your 5 followers (video log not necessary).

meghatronic · 27 Mar 2011 at 00:15

explicit4u said:
Vaseline + Tissue + Explicit site = Happy.

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Shayper · 27 Mar 2011 at 02:06

bJN said:
Get your arse back to Norwich and we'll smack the town on Thursday

WAIT, WE ALREADY ARE!

Can't wait ben

Shayper · 27 Mar 2011 at 02:07

Metalface Mark said:
You have an i7 at 4.4ghz - YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE SAD ABOUT.

Gonna be higher when I watercool

Shayper · 27 Mar 2011 at 02:07

Cheers guys for all the replies, properly cheered me up, love the ocuk abstract sense of humour

^TANK^ · 27 Mar 2011 at 02:10

I don't know if it will cheer you up but perhaps a smile. I was called a pervert the other day by a Vegan because I drink milk, lol what a complete ****ing idiot.

ThorpedoUK · 27 Mar 2011 at 02:17

Don't worry about it, look at it as a nice part of your life but then you'll meet someone better, its like a ladder.

It hurts immediately but wears off.

manbearpig · 27 Mar 2011 at 02:17

Frapple said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pale_Blue_Dot

That is awesome, 3.7 Billion miles away, thats hard to comprehend.

Ampeg · 27 Mar 2011 at 03:21

My family were damn poor when I was growing up, had a couple of mates who were well off and always showing off and getting whatever they wanted. We grew up I did ok and they became benefit scroungers and I never miss an opportuniy to rub their pauper faces in it!!

Feel good story of the year? not really for me to say :cool:

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Naffa · 27 Mar 2011 at 03:26

I have discovered that the best way for me to get over a girl is to get my ego massaged by another. Being told that you are good looking after all, and that you're not a total loser can make so much difference.