Fess Up! - Stray Pee Spray

[Ice Tea]

Do you change your bottoms or just let it dry el natural and carry on with your day?

 

[Theophany]

I just pee myself and enjoy the soothing warmth. Why would you waste that in a toilet?

 

[Dis86]

I'm an adult. I don't **** on myself.

 

[Dirk Diggler]

Why watch her go to all that effort if you don't intend to savour the aroma throughout the day.

 

[Marky]

Some weird ol threads being posted today

 

[ttaskmaster]

I don't concern myself with such minutiae. I have staff who deal with matters like that.

 

[Gray2233]

Real men snort their pee.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/8882044/snort-cup-of-pee-cold/

Sam Cohen says that he feels "like Superman" after snorting his pee in public loos

 

[arknor]

I've never had my pee spray on to my self
quite possibly my hose is a lot longer than yours.
obviously everyone has experienced the thing where it tries not to come out in a straight line, well unless your circumcised I'd imagine.

but it would never shoot out at an angle that would hit me, just hit the toilet seat perhaps if I wasn't paying attention.

sometimes I've washed my hands then erm splashed my self with water a bit, I'm tall with long legs so my pelvis area is generally higher than sinks are.


sometimes when I've urinated , if I bend down in the few minutes following a few drops will leak out if I'm not careful, sign of getting old or I need to train my bladder muscles more

 

[Jamauk]

Getting changed would be impossible, I just go around naked....Everywhere!

 

[azazl187]

I've never ****** on myself

 

[sk3lph]

The other issue of course is the serpents tongue where a fellow has twin jets to get on target, usually happens shortly after doing thingy with a lady.

 

[Junglist]

The other issue of course is the serpents tongue where a fellow has twin jets to get on target, usually happens shortly after doing thingy with a lady.

That is literally the worst... gets messy really quick

 

[Arcane]

I sit down, at my age there is zero chance of me not urinating like a watering can.

 

[Mobius 1]

When you **** into a urinal there is always some “splash back” you just can’t feel it because of your jeans/trousers.

 

[marti996]

I've taken to wearing a nappy to avoid having to concern myself with this issue

 

[Stu999]

The other issue of course is the serpents tongue where a fellow has twin jets to get on target, usually happens shortly after doing thingy with a lady.

Twin jets....what a nightmare.

 

[krooton]

Screw that, sit at home, squat in public.
Urinals are so varied, some have zero splashback, others you cannot avoid it.

 

[ttaskmaster]

obviously everyone has experienced the thing where it tries not to come out in a straight line, well unless your circumcised I'd imagine.

Nope, still happens. Problem is with internal tubing misalignment, nothing to do with the external insulation sleeve.

sometimes when I've urinated , if I bend down in the few minutes following a few drops will leak out if I'm not careful, sign of getting old or I need to train my bladder muscles more

Nope, just shake more vigourously or use a bit of loo roll.

When you **** into a urinal there is always some “splash back” you just can’t feel it because of your jeans/trousers.

Stand further back.
If your outfall is short-reaching, consider some kegel exercises or whatever they're called. Failing that, phone teh water company and complain about low pressure in your area!!

 

[Hagar]

Well some is bound to form an aerosol and you are likely to get droplets at about 1m. So the more fragile should maybe wear scuba gear with a suitably positioned opening fly.

 

[Diagro]

use toilet paper and squeeze the left over pee out likr a tooth paste tube. never a stray drip in my pants.