Fess Up! - Stray Pee Spray

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Sometime when I pee into the toilet pan it sprays my leg, this normally happens when I have a semi erection.

There have been times were the spray shoots out simultaneously at different angles at the same time.

Has anyone peed with a full erection when it's at attention ?

There have been times I was in a rush and had some after effects in my pants. I just let it dry or get some toilet paper stick it in my pants for a few secs to soak any strays. Job done.
 
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Hagar said:
Well some is bound to form an aerosol and you are likely to get droplets at about 1m. So the more fragile should maybe wear scuba gear with a suitably positioned opening fly.
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PVC clothing is likely cheaper and easier to clean.

Semple said:
I can't say i've ever heard it be called that before. Not quite sure on the insulating aspect tbh!
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It insulates the more receptive components from fabric-induced friction and the like, does it not? :)
Also, it gets rolled out the way when it's time to do some dirty work...
 
ttaskmaster said:
Nope, still happens. Problem is with internal tubing misalignment, nothing to do with the external insulation sleeve.


Nope, just shake more vigourously or use a bit of loo roll.


Stand further back.
If your outfall is short-reaching, consider some kegel exercises or whatever they're called. Failing that, phone teh water company and complain about low pressure in your area!! :D
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I feel like I've just read a Haynes manual :p
 
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